GodsGirls is back with Kvlt. This time, she’s set up as a Bounty Slut (that’s the title of the photoset). This is also the photoset that I used to cheat on a previous review (more on that later). Gods Girls has Kvlt in a tight blue body suit along with a blond wig. What really works here is how Kvlt is able to play both naughty and nice with the camera. For example, there are a few shots where her face is innocent, but her body is anything but. With that said, my favorite shot of her is when she is busting out of that suit (no pun intended, but I’ll take the credit). It is, for a lot of sci-fi geeks, the moment we always wanted to see any super heroine do–you know, she just defeated the bad guys and now it’s time for her to relax a bit. Of course, there is only one way a female bounty hunter can relax, right? If you think my imagination is warped (you’re right!) check out most of the fan-fic on Lara Croft. To see Kvlt in *the* pose we always wanted to see everyone from Black Widow to Lara Croft to Princess (err..General?!) Leia in is, well, a bit of an early Christmas for me. I don’t think anyone looked this fantastic as a bounty hunter since Domino Harvey (the movie is far better than the reviews).
Now, back to those tattoos I teased at–to keep things topical, I do believe I spy a Star Wars tattoo along with a snake eating itself around her belly button. But, the tattoo we need to talk about is the Rocky Horror Picture Show lips tat. Imagine her on her back, a small sigh on her face, her legs in the air, slightly spread and you see this great set of lips (pervs, I mean the tattoo!). This is arguably the best RHPS lips tattoo I’ve seen. It’s on her right ankle area and has the immortal words, “Don’t Dream It–Be It” above. I think that image (and the photo) are great notes upon which I end this review. Thank you, Mr Churchill.
Oh yeah, and Han shot first. (Seriously, if you buy into that re-visioning Lucas did…ugh! Not shooting first completely destroys Han’s character arc…)
Name
Kvlt
Age
21
Gender
Female
Relationship Status
In a Relationship
Sexy Orientation
Bi/Pansexual
Occupation
Snake Queen
Location
Otogakure
Hometown
Tatooine
Sign
Taurus
About Me
21 year old Snake Queen and the Queen of Otogakure. Married to Orochimaru. You can also call me “Lady Orochimaru.” I like black metal, making porn, and hating the government.
Why Im a GodsGirl
I love modelling, and I have all my life. I love that I can be part of such a lovely community of amazing people. I love that I can wear the title “GodsGirl” with such pride.
Superhero Power
Ability to communicate with animals.
Sexual fantasy
Orochimaru in any situation is a sexual fantasy.
Weapon of Choice
I’m a pacifist!
Hobbies
Writing, reading, taking selfies, surfing the web, collecting dead things
Music
Metal is my top choice, but I listen to absolutely everything. I just love music.
Movies
I like so many movies, especially horror movies. But my absolute fave would be a tie between Princess Mononoke and The Prince of Egypt. Royalty + PoC + Amazing Animation = the shit I like.
Books
Another one where I could go on forever! Favorites include: The Drawing of the Three, The Great Gatsby, Animal Farm, Dracula, The Hunchback of Notre Dame, Frankenstein, House of Leaves, Breakfast at Tiffany’s, Summer Crossing, Dracula in Love, Harry Potte
TV
Favorites include: Breaking Bad, Friends, The Office, and Bob’s Burgers.
Art
My favorite work of art is “The Creation of Adam.” I can thank my mom for that, because it’s hers, too. My favorite artist is Gustave Dore.
Food
I love corn, okay? Corn is my favorite. I eat just straight up bowls of corn.
Education
Currently in college.
Ethnicity
White
Birthday
may 15
Who I Idolize
I idolize a lot of people but Gerard Way most of all.
Goals
Get married, have four babies, move to San Diego, open an animal shelter, become a best-selling author.
Bedtime attire
Naked most of the time. Sweat pants and a tee when it’s cold.
Nerdy Secret Pleasure
None of my nerdiness is secret!
My Favorite GodsGirls
Everyone, duh!
Unicorn or Pegasus?
Pegasus!
if Patrick Duffy was shooting lazers at you how would you defend yourself?
I’d use the Force, obviously.
