Ophelia Vlad is getting into the Halloween spirit tonight, costumed as Lily Munster. I used to love reruns of the show The Munsters as a little kid. The show had a lot of funny lines and seemed older than it was. Maybe because of Lily Munster being an undead vampire babe and her husband Herman Munster being a Frankenstein monster. Here is a funny little sexy exchange of dialogue from The Munsters who lived at 1313 Mockingbird Lane in California:
Eddie Munster (Lily and Herman Munster’s son): Was daddy playing poker all night with the men from the office?
Lily Munster: No, dear.
[Herman Munster serves Lily breakfast]
Eddie Munster: He must have done something pretty bad to be acting this mushy!
Name: OpheliaVlad
CamScore: 5841
Gender: Female
Body Type: Average
Ethnicity: Other
Hair: Black
Eyes: Brown
Weight: 125 pounds
Height: 71 inches
Age: 31
City: Vlad Dungeon
Country: United States
Sexual Preference: Bi-curious
Smoke: Occasional
Drink: Light
Drugs: Never
Occupation/Major: Bone cutters, bias tape, and Rope. I tight them tight. Daily.
Favorite Food: Seafood, Beef.
Pets: My Dog
Car: My Truck, The Beast.
About Me: The Coven: This is a delicious group of gents that get special treatment. My Pets are the creatures I love to humiliate and poke with my straws. If you are a Pet, you sleep outside with the wolves, and the rest of the Coven will pick on you and you may enjoy their scraps. My Minions have made it out of pethood, or maybe they skipped right over it, but they do My Dirty work. The keep count of my topics, and find out things I want to know. They fetch other Coven member for me whenever I should ask, and I tend to treat them just a tad better then those filthy Pets. My Lovers are past both of those situations, and get my attention. I like to play with My Lovers, and send them pictures and such. I do true privates with My Lovers, but that doesn’t mean I will do what you ask. To Be a Lover, you must always be active in the takedown of topics, and you Must be a faithful Lover, I do not share well with others. The Count sits beside me and runs my room as well. He can ban you, put in a good word for you, and occasionally I let him give me an order or two. To become Count you must beat the highest tip total and do it in one night, which I will not tell you what that is. You just have to tip and hope you beat it. If you are in the Coven, you might also enjoy Coven Cam. I take my Coven to my member room and put on whatever type of show I want, only for them. If you want to become a member of The Coven, come and hangout, be awesome, take down some topics and see how far you get. 😉 Carpe Noctem.
Tags: brunette, awesome, creative, domination, flexible, evil, tall, crazy, fetish, tattoos, sensual, smart, loud
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Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life: Live, Love and Tumble through.
Five Things I Can’t Live Without: Men, Coffee, Blood, Sleep, and Straws.
What I Like To Do For Fun: This. Cooking. Draw. Dream. Curse. Shop. Create. Ask a shit ton of questions. Kim Crawford.
Favorite Songs: Mostly Rock, Ac/Dc, Tool, Led Zep, Deftones, Type O Negative, Disturbed, Chevelle, White Zombie, White Stripes, Bad Company, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Fleetwood Mac, But if I’m on the beach, I enjoy Marley.
Favorite Movies: All my favorites are horror. Friday the 13th, House of 1000 Corpses & Devils Rejects, Dracula, John Carpenter’s Vampires, Evil Dead
Craziest Thing I’ve Ever Done: You mean besides this?!
Hobbies: Music, Drawing, Sewing, Creating, and Creeping around in the dark.
Talents: Bass Guitar, Auto Mechanics, Putting my feet behind my head, Devising evil and diabolical plans with my Coven.
Perfect Mate: A Man that takes his time.
Perfect Date: I don’t care where as long as we laugh alot.
Turn Ons: Gentlemen. Selflessness, Humor.
