Maybe Vader Someday Later with KayleePond

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Kaylee Pond is always such a pleasure. Kaylee Pond in a Slave Leia bikini may possibly be the ultimate ideal the internet was created to bring to the grateful masses. Today, Kaylee Pond is shaking her fine curves to The Saga Begins. If you are not familiar with this hilarious parody of Don McClean‘s heartstring-pulling song American Pie, Kaylee Pond would be happy to introduce you to Weird Al Yankovic’s The Saga Begins with the hook of “Maybe Vader someday later.” As you all probably know, My Lord Darth Vader is my secret loverboy. (I’m bad with secrets.) So I extra love this song. You can check out the song by picking up Weird Al’s Running with Scissors album or watching the cantina-esque video below or (this is the best option) by visting Kaylee Pond and asking her to show how amazingly good she makes that Slave Leia bikini look with this music playing. One of the best things about a Kaylee Pond show is that you’ll often discover tasty tidbits of pop culture like this one in a supportive and friendly environment. In Kaylee Pond‘s room, nobody ever tells you that something interesting is yesterday’s news and that is awesome. Weird Al looks pretty hot as a Jedi too.

Edit: FYI, Kaylee Pond is going to get ice for her “sexy carbonite show!”

Lyrics for Weird Al’s The Saga Begins song Star Wars parody of American Pie

A long, long time ago
In a galaxy far away
Naboo was under an attack
And I thought me and Qui-Gon Jinn
Could talk the federation in . . . to
Maybe cutting them a little slack
But their response
It didn’t thrill us
They locked the doors
And tried to kill us
We escaped from that gas
Then met Jar Jar and Boss Nass
We took a bongo from the scene
And we went to Theed
To see the Queen
We all wound up on Tatooine
That’s where we found this boy

Oh my my this here Anakin guy
May be Vader someday later
Now he’s just a small fry
And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye
Saying, “Soon I’m gonna be a Jedi”
“Soon I’m gonna be a Jedi”

Did you know this junkyard slave
Isn’t even old enough to shave
But he can use the Force, they say
Ah, do you see him hitting on the queen
Though he’s just nine and she’s fourteen
Yeah, he’s probably gonna marry her someday
Well, I know he built C-3PO
And I’ve heard how fast his pod can go
And we were broke
It’s true
So we made a wager or two
He was a prepubescent flying ace
And the minute Jabba started off that race
Well, I knew who would win first place
Oh yes
It was our boy

We started singing
My my this here Anakin guy
May be Vader someday later – now he’s just a small fry
And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye
Saying, “Soon I’m gonna be a Jedi”
“Soon I’m gonna be a Jedi”

Now we finally got to Coruscant
The Jedi Council we knew would want
To see how good the boy could be
So we took him there and we told the tale
How his midi-chlorians were off the scale
And he might fulfill that prophecy
Oh, the Council was impressed, of course
Could he bring balance to the Force?
They interviewed the kid
Oh, training they forbid
Because Yoda sensed in him much fear
And Qui-Gon said “Now listen here”
“Just stick it in your pointy ear”
“I still will teach this booooy”

He was singing
My my this here Anakin guy
May be Vader someday later
Now he’s just a small fry
And he left his home
And kissed his mommy goodbye
Saying, “Soon I’m gonna be a Jedi”
“Soon I’m gonna be a Jedi”

We caught a ride back to Naboo
Because Queen Amidala wanted to
I frankly would’ve liked to stay
We all fought in that epic war
And it wasn’t long at all before
Little Hotshot flew his plane
And saved the day
And in the end some Gunguns died
Some ships blew up
And some pilots fried
A lot of folks were croaking
The battle droids were broken
And the Jedi I admire most
Met up with Darth Maul and now he’s toast
Well, I’m still here and he’s a ghost
I guess I’ll train this boy

And I was singing
My my this here Anakin guy
May be Vader someday later – now he’s just a small fry
And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye
Saying “Soon I’m gonna be a Jedi”
“Soon I’m gonna be a Jedi”

We were singing
My my this here Anakin guy
May be Vader someday later – now he’s just a small fry
And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye
Saying, “Soon I’m gonna be a Jedi”

Name: KayleePond
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Gender: Female
Ethnicity: Caucasian
Hair: Red
Eyes: Hazel
Height: 64 inches
Age: 26
City: Geeksville
Country: United States
Sexual Preference: Bisexual
Smoke: Non Smoker
Drink: Moderate
Marital Status: Married
Occupation/Major: Making people happy!
Favorite Food: Sushi!
Pets: A cat who is a total weirdo and a rambunctious dog.
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Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life: Doctor Who.
Five Things I Can’t Live Without: Sunshine, cuddles, video games, books, love. <3 (Other than the things I ACTUALLY would die without, of course.)
Favorite Books: I have MANY and always have a book going. Let’s name a few though, shall we?: Brave New World, Kushiel’s Legacy Series(very sexy books), Harry Potter, Discworld Series (Terry Pratchett), Xanth Series (Piers Anthony), most Jane Austin, Hunger Games, Ender’s Game and many more. I’m always happy to talk about books!
What I Like To Do For Fun: Dress-up, cosplay, read, play video/tabletop games, touch myself, surf (badly), and talk a lot. I also love me some awesome T.V. shows, like Doctor Who, Firefly, Sherlock, Star Trek, Arrested Development, and so many more!
Favorite Songs: I’m very open when it comes to music! Often I do have to try to hold myself back from playing all 80’s, though!
Favorite Movies: The Life Aquatic, Pride and Prejudice, Brick, 3-Iron, Tank Girl, Star Wars and Star Trek and of course I LOVE Action/Adventure movies, Sci-Fi, Fantasy, and Animated movies! Most beloved might be movies by Miyazaki, especially Howl’s Moving Castle. I also watch a lot of Disney movies!
Hobbies: I’m a passionate person and also very upbeat, so I find myself really loving a LOT of things. I enjoy reading, playing video games (LOTS of them), dressing up in costumes, painting, playing board games, having fun in the sun, meeting new people, camping, going on adventures and so much more!
Turn Ons/Offs: Turn Ons: The Oxford Comma (haha kidding, sort of), good manners, patience, sense of humor, eloquence, down to earth, intelligence. 🙂 Turn Offs: Poor spelling and grammar (though I’m not uptight about it, or always perfect myself), rudeness, arrogance, meanness, selfishness. You know, all the things that are lame!
Best Reason to Get to Know Me: I’m very REAL. I will share myself with you, how I really am and the things I truly like, and be truly delighted to find out more about you, too!




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