Veronica Chaos seems to be seeing a puppet on the side. Poor Slappy. What will he think when he realizes Veronica Chaos has acquired a larger ventriloquist dummy. One who appears to be a cowboy. The cowboy is way bigger than Slappy, but we already know Slappy is really well-hung, so the cowboy is probably not proportionally bigger down there. I expect this theory will be proved or disproved later this evening. For now, the cowboy seems to have a Texas accent and a bad attitude. Pretty impressive ventriloquism on Veronica Chaos‘ part. Right now, she is playing Echo and the Bunnymen and Peter Murphy and Gary Numan and arguing with the cowboy about music, who finds these sorts of 80’s tracks unmanly and goth. The cowboy is also yelling at Veronica Chaos for attempting to serve him “hipster” beer because, when he says domestic beer, he means domestic beer. Veronica Chaos makes it surreal.
Edit: Plus a raven.
Name: VeronicaChaos
CamScore: 3891.8
Gender: Female
Country: United States
Sexual Preference: Bisexual
Occupation/Major: Ventriloquist / Clown
Hi, I’m Veronica Chaos! Some call me VC for short. I’m just your typical sex clown/ventriloquist/crazy cat lady. You might find me fucking my dummy in full costume or waxing poetic over the philosophy of Gene Roddenberry.
My room isn’t for the overly-serious or the easily disturbed. Come join me in my exploration of the perverse, the beautiful, and the strange. Let me show you things you’ve never before seen!
I have a wide variety of shows I like to perform in public chat. I’m not into privates/groups; I get off on having a big audience watching me rehibiliate people past their fear of clowns and dolls. My shows aren’t necessarily sexy; I like to get outrageous and make people laugh. Generally, during the week I like to tease, and during the weekends is when my inner theatre nerd comes out to make a giant mess. But I’m random as hell and anything can happen at any time (and with enough wine, most likely will).
Tags: goth, punk, clown, star trek, silly, nerd, glasses, art, rule 34, natural, stripper, burlesque, doctor who, blond, pale, acf, ventriloquist, puppet, cosplay, tng, ds9, weirdo, multipass, costumes, creepy, honest to a fault, chatty, tease, goofball, horror, performance, dummy
Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
Favorite Books: Clockwork Orange, The Shining, Poe, Interview With A Vampire, Frankenstein, Peter Pan, Thinner, The Green Mile, Dracula, Edgar Allan Poe, Salem’s Lot, Picture of Dorian Grey, H.P. Lovecraft, Transmetropolitan, Warrior Wolf Women of the Wastelands, Zombies and Shit, Depraved, Shatnerquake, Brain Cheese Buffet, The Shining
Favorite Songs: Bauhaus, Sisters of Mercy, The Cure, Chumbawamba, Fucked Up, The Clash, Crass, Lily Allen, Dresden Dolls, Nick Cave, Siouxsie and the Banshees, ‘Weird Al’ Yankovic, Voltaire, Cherry Poppin’ Daddies, Star Fucking Hipsters,Gogol Bordello, The Beatles, Frank Sinatra, Oingo Boingo, They Might Be Giants, Night Gaunts
Favorite Movies: Dark City, Hostel, Dead Alive, Evil Dead, Saw, The Shining, Clockwork Orange, IT, Pi, I Am Sam, Edward Scissorhands, Nightmare On Elm Street (original), House of Wax (original), Dogma, Clerks, Hard Candy, The Jerk, Hellraiser (1 and 2), Star Wars, Star Trek: First Contact, Tank Girl
Craziest Thing I’ve Ever Done: Fucked in a coffin underneath the Necronomicon.
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now: Deep Space 9
Talents: Find out, eh?
Perfect Mate: Gomez
Perfect Date: Arcade, pub, graveyard sex.
Best Reason to Get to Know Me: You don’t have to justify your perversion.
