We’re kidding, with that title, of course. All FanFic is grisly.
The intrepid folks at Topless Robot make it their mission to cull the wheat from the chaff every Fan Fiction Friday at their site. An example of chaff is the world’s most disgusting Pokeman porn: “Through the pain she sucked and finally he came. As he did, his mind cracked a little more. He gripped her head, forcing his cock into the back of her throat. She vomited again, squirting half-digest plant matter all over both of them and he lashed her. Her tiny bones splintered under his blows and he came harder at her destruction.” It goes on like this for a REALLY LONG AWFUL TIME. And this is Gardevoir Pokeman ick. How often do you get to read something which is this incompetently written and this vile? Well, if you read Topless Robot, they’d be happy to bring you FFF commentary roughly once a week. Better them than me. Supposedly the wheat includes a pairing of Princess Leia and Optimus Prime in “Love Beyond Circuits, Love Beyond Flesh”: “Don’t be ashamed Leian, it’s not our free will that approves this horrifying spectacle of pure sacrilege against flesh and circuits. It will be over in some hours.” said the twenty foot tall robot.” Yes, that last bit is from the good FanFic. So, yeah, ew. But sometimes the commentary is pretty funny. As soon as I came across this, I immediately messaged the link to Blue Blood’s Amelia G (because I wanted to share the pain) and she messaged back immediately: “I can’t imagine why Goldman Sachs came under pressure to divest themselves of their Village Voice Media stock.” Also, did I mention: ew. And hats off to the gentlemen at ToplessRobot for their service to nerdom above and beyond the call of duty.
