So first off, didn’t’ even know they’re remaking, reworking, whatever Sleeping Beauty. That is not the point. THE point is that Angelina Jolie is Maleficent and this first look gives me a lady boner.
Look, I’m sorry you had to read that, but, HOW FUCKING HAWT DOES SHE LOOK!? Those leather horns are sexy as shit. I would totally cosplay as whatever the hell her full costume looks like, if I ever left the house. Oh god, and Sharlto Copely from District 9 is in it too!? What is happening? This is a movie I can get behind! *Enter dirty joke here*