Yesterday, Gothic.net posed the question: “How long before the fat guy in the goth club has a big cross grease-painted across his whole face?” Today, Gothic.net posted a series of movie posters from the forthcoming Priest movie. Embarrassingly enough, I think these are pretty hot. If the next wave of goth bois can’t resist drawing crosses on their faces, that might not be a bad thing at all. Of course, it will help matters if they look like Paul Bettany. It really is kind of a good look, though, isn’t it. If you can get excited about a warrior priest who combats vampires. Which apparently I can. I do think that the anti-defamation league from True Blood really might need to get on all this vampire hate people seem comfortable with these days, but that is another issue entirely.
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