Jinkies, It’s Aliceisonfire!

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Velma has apparently ditched the mystery machine for a webcam and honestly the orange turtleneck plus giant glasses combo is doing most of the detective work already for Aliceisonfire.

The little black cat ears are not exactly canon, but considering Scooby-Doo has survived ghosts, witches, aliens, cursed amusement parks and approximately twelve thousand suspicious old men in masks, a catgirl Velma barely registers as unusual. The bob, the glasses, the orange sweater, all immediately read Velma, except this version looks a little too pleased with herself to have actually lost her glasses for the seventeenth time. Jinkies might be the obvious joke here, but the real mystery is how Fred keeps getting called the leader when Velma is the one solving 90% of the cases while everyone else is busy running through hallways to funky music.

Aliceisonfire came armed with deductive reasoning, a turtleneck and enough smug little side-eye to unmask half the villains in Coolsville before lunch.

Jinkies, It’s Aliceisonfire!

Jinkies, It’s Aliceisonfire!

Jinkies, It’s Aliceisonfire!

Aliceisonfire writes:

Username: aliceisonfire
CamScore: 2449
Gender: Female
Body Type: Slim/Petite
Ethnicity: Caucasian
Hair: Brown
Eyes: Gray