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Cowgirl Barbie AKA The_kitty_roxy Has Blessed The Masses

The_kitty_roxy waltzes in like the prairie’s her personal catwalk. Boots pinker than Malibu’s sunsets, hat tilted just so, a little sparkle in her step that says...

Hi Barbie, MissAustralia!

MissAustralia‘s Barbie is rolling in looking straight out of a ‘90s fever dream, wheels flashing like disco lights and the leotard brighter than a Ken’s smile....

Cubbixoxo Is Everything, He’s Just Ken... And He No Longer Has Arms

Cubbixoxo Is Everything, He’s Just Ken… And He No Longer Has Arms

There are probably Mattel executives running around like chickens with heads cut off because there seems to be an emergency: Cubbixoxo Barbie has escaped Barbieland and...