Ameliarossi_ Does Whatever A Spider Can

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Somewhere between superhero duty and pretending to read patch notes, Spider-Ameliarossi_ showed up with orange hair, giant glasses and the face of someone who has already seen the comment section and decided the city can save itself.

The energy is less friendly neighborhood hero and more hottie president of the multiverse. Mysterio says one sentence and she’s already opening a spreadsheet. Green Goblin tries to monologue and she hits him with the polite stare. Venom appears and immediately feels the need to go back to Klyntar. Peter Parker got bitten by a radioactive spider and became a hero. This one got bitten by a radioactive IT girl and now the Daily Bugle needs to calm down before she web-blocks the entire building.

Doctor Octopus doesn’t even need defeating, he just needs one look over those glasses and he’ll apologize to the city personally. No cape, no helmet, no unnecessary brooding rooftop speech. Just Ameliarossi_!

Ameliarossi_ Does Whatever A Spider Can

Ameliarossi_ Does Whatever A Spider Can

Ameliarossi_ Does Whatever A Spider Can

Ameliarossi_ writes:

Username: Ameliarossi_
CamScore: 395
Gender: Female
Body Type: Muscular
Ethnicity: Other