PinkSlobber Is Getting An A++

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PinkSlobber has come in, drop-kicked it into the hallway and all eyes turned to her immediately.

This is a schoolgirl after getting corrupted by Avril Lavigne, Heathers, Mean Girls and one suspiciously powerful Hot Topic gift card. The whole look says she showed up late to homeroom, skipped the pop quiz, corrected the teacher’s grammar and still somehow became valedictorian of bad decisions. She knows the rules, read the handbook, highlighted the weakest parts and found a loophole in the uniform policy by third period.

Honestly, PinkSlobber is giving Straight A’s in Attitude, extra credit in eyeliner, and a minor in emotional truancy. Not a teacher’s pet, more like a teacher’s final warning.

PinkSlobber Is Getting An A++

PinkSlobber Is Getting An A++

PinkSlobber Is Getting An A++

PinkSlobber writes:

Username: PinkSlobber
CamScore: 342
Gender: Female
Body Type: Slim/Petite
Ethnicity: Other
Hair: Blonde