The Return of the Jedi is like the best ever forest moon field trip, but the tour guide is Chewbacca making the worst possible snack-based decisions. JessWhitmore is sitting there in the corner like she already senses the Ewok trap coming, while the movie is deep in Endor nonsense. Kind of, but she’s also Leia looking into solving a few puzzles too.
Tne Wookiee about to learn that free meat in the woods is never just free meat. Han is pretending he has leadership skills, Leia is somewhere becoming an honorary forest princess, Luke is busy carrying the emotional weight of the galaxy and the Ewoks are running the most effective guerrilla campaign in teddy bear history.
Time to solve more puzzles and watch more pewpews with JessWhitmore!
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