Rogue_sky is getting way too invested in a game that starts as a joke and then sneaks up on you with actual feelings. Controller locked in, eyes narrowed and she’s out here moving through Date Everything! by flipping through the Date-a-Dex and weighing her options like these household-object romances have real-world consequences. Which, in this game, they kind of do.
The funniest part is how serious the gameplay ends up feeling. One minute it’s a surreal dating sim where you can romance over 100 fully voiced objects and concepts, the next minute she’s clearly in decision-making mode, scrolling profiles and reading dialogue like HR just handed her a stack of emotionally volatile case files. That little in-game screen with the profiles and rankings is pure Date Everything chaos, because the whole premise runs on turning ordinary stuff into full characters with branching relationship outcomes.
So the vibe here is less haha funny object dating game and more Rogue_sky is absolutely about to optimize her love life with a lamp, a workplace contact, and whatever weird little disaster this menu serves up next!
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