While we are all getting amped up for the Bazowie! Awards IRL in Las Vegas and the community fun of BazowieCon presented by Zinetastic, I thought I’d just highlight a few categories. If you like your sex dark and creepy, there were a lot of toys right up your alley this past year. The stuff of delicious nightmares. It feels like every year, you toymaker creators manage to outdo yourselves again.
Dear readers, we hope you will join us this March 27 to 29 for BazowieCon capped off by the Bazowie Awards on March 29 with red carpet, open bar, and ceremony hosted by Dr. Jo and Kristie Bish (and Lionel). If you read this far, you can use code toy50 to get General Admission tickets for free or a 30% discount on the VIP experience. (Discount option appears at checkout.) Meanwhile, the Bazowie Awards 2026 nominees for Best Horror Themed Toy are:
Ambrosia from (Alchemist Echidna)
Antoinette from (Colorful Cook)
Creature Cocks Fisting Cream from (XRBrands Creature Cocks)
Cthulhu II from (Odyssey Toys)
Dark Mantle from (Wandering Bard)
Dynastes Insect Vibe from (Xenocat Artifacts)
Hellion from (Paladin Pleasure Sculptors)
Jean Claw the Wendigo from (Bad Dragon)
Kitsune’s Knot from (Hankey’s Toys)
KoX PLUG from (Nothosaur Toys)
Krampus the Devil Penis Sleeve from (Twisted Fantasies)
Leather and Ash the Chainsaw Dildo from (Twisted Fantasies)
Necromant from (Fiery Faerie Toys)
Twin Fantasy Double Ended Alien Tentacle from (Oieffur)
