Obtainium: SWISOK Syvern II

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Finally getting the chance to play with this fantastic Syvern II depth trainer from SWISOK, which I imagine derives its name from being the Wyvern of the sea, shows me why this beastly tongue earned its Best Anime Toy nomination in the last Bazowie Awards. The girthy structural design of the lengthy tongue makes it one of the easiest and most effective toys in its class. Many long narrow depth trainers are really unwieldy and floppy and they do annoying things like fold over internally or really resist deep insertion, but the shape of the Syvern II tongue and it’s smooth surface allows it to slide easily to uncharted depths. Syvern II has just the right flexibility to make those internal twists and turns, while still being really responsive and usable as you slowly slide farther down onto it. The two sizes available are XL and XXL, and they measure out to an exciting 21 to nearly 28 inches, respectively! I LOVE how it feels, exploring and filling me, especially when I finally get that lusty little snout firmly between my trembling cheeks.

SWISOK takes all their naughty nautical inspiration from 18th-century seafaring art and cultural spirit as well as the golden age of piracy, so thar-be-monsters for certain. Many of their heavily stylized and nicely sculpted designs are great for entertaining themed roleplay scenes as well as some amazing costumed clips and cam shows. Syvern II has really become one of my favorite depth toys and that’s not something I say very often at all, it’s just so fun.

This article originally appeared in Bazowie Magazine Issue #10,
which is now available in Print and Digital editions from Zinetastic