Somebody Give Aliceisonfire Lasagna

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Aliceisonfire is giving lazy feline realness, Garfield, but with a bit of fashion.

The velvet orange bodysuit clings like it was stitched by a very tired cat who just wanted lasagna and silence. Fishnets climb higher than her motivation on a Monday, and the whole outfit purrs with that perfect mix of chaos and carbs. The face paint seals the deal: orange fur tones, black stripes, and that smug little cat smirk that says she absolutely knocked over all the drinks and would do it again. Her expression? I do love the energy that’s somewhere between “feed me” and “why are you speaking to me before noon.”

The essence of apathy wrapped in velvet. No Odie, no Nermal, just pure, unbothered orange icon. It’s Garfield meets glam, and honestly? Aliceisonfire is eating! Metaphorically, not lasagna. Yet.

Somebody Give Aliceisonfire Lasagna

Aliceisonfire writes:

Username: aliceisonfire
CamScore: 2449
Gender: Female
Body Type: Slim/Petite
Ethnicity: Caucasian
Hair: Brown
Eyes: Gray
Weight: 125 pounds
Height: 64 inches
Age: 29
Country: Canada
Sexual Preference: Bisexual
Smoke: Herb
Drink: Non Drinker
Drugs: Occasionally