Xalexax is a naughty nurse that isn’t checking pulses—she’s raising them. Dressed in bubblegum pink with a skirt shorter than a cooldown timer and a shiny red heart where the cross should be, she’s got enough charm to cause medical emergencies and zero intention of filing the paperwork.
Her stethoscope’s mostly for dramatic effect, unless it’s being used to “accidentally” lean in closer. The clipboard? Covered in heart doodles, patient names, and lipstick marks where a signature should be. The diagnosis? Critically hot.The cure? Unknown. Side effects may include flushed cheeks, stammering, and mysterious shirt unbuttoning. Every wink is a minor health violation, and the only thing she injects is chaos, delivered with a candy-striped syringe and a giggle that echoes down sterile hallways like forbidden jazz.
Scrubs? Too boring. Gloves? Optional. Bedside manner? Lethal. Xalexax is not here for vitals—she’s here for vibes, and maybe to “accidentally” drop something important while bending over in heels that definitely aren’t OSHA-approved.
Real Name: Mystik
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Birth Date: Nov. 9, 1901
Age: 99
I Am: A Woman
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