Alicedang3r walks into the con dressed in full cow cosplay—bikini top, cow-print bottoms, ears perked, and a bell that jingles with chaotic energy every time she moves. Milkmaid fantasy? More like udder mayhem.
The outfit’s tighter than a dairy aisle restock during a snowstorm. Spots in all the right places. Horns just decorative, but dangerous when she headbutts her way to the front of the merch line. Every moo she makes is both ironic and mildly threatening. Moo-vement? Smooth. Confidence? Pasture-levels of high.
She’s not grazing—she’s grazing attention. No grass stains on those knees, just con floor pride and unpasteurized chaos. Legend has it the Chick-fil-A cow saw her once and resigned. This isn’t cosplay—Alicedang3r is making a full dairy takeover.
Real Name: Alice
Followers: 22743
Birth Date: Oct. 31, 2003
Age: 21
I Am: A Woman
