All hail the queen of overcompensation. With a bowl cut I could measure with a ruler and a strut that definitely shows off the ego and the tower, Lady Farquaad AKA Archancel isn’t here to blend in with the peasants—she’s here to build a kingdom, banish fairy tale creatures, and still be back in time for mirror selfies.
She rules Duloc with an iron fist and a laminated rulebook. Her hobbies include hosting torture-themed game shows, casually threatening gingerbread men, and pretending she totally didn’t get stood up by a swamp ogre and a dragon-riding princess. And yes, she insists on a royal fanfare every time she enters a room—even if it’s just the bathroom. When she looks into her magic mirror, she doesn’t ask who’s the fairest—she already knows. But deep down, beneath the perfectly tailored cape and unsettling enthusiasm for vertical symmetry, is a woman just trying to fill some very big royal shoes. Literally. She had them custom-made with lifts.
Because at the end of the day, Archancel is not short-tempered—she’s just fun-sized and full of lawfully evil ambition.
Real Name: Archancel
Followers: 14564
Birth Date: March 12, 1902
Age: 99
I am: A Woman
Interested In: Women, Men, Couples, Trans
