While My Unicorn Gently Weeps, Also Cat Pictures

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Before she took up ventriloquism, VeronicaChaos was already an obviously seriously classically trained singer. Just now, I watched her unicorn puppet sing a cover of The Beatles’ “While My Guitar Gently Weeps.” When complimented on how genuinely good the singing was, VeronicaChaos replied, “yeah, puppets are good at that.” At least, VeronicaChaos‘ puppets are. Some song trivia for you all: Although most people don’t think of George Harrison as a driving force in writing the music of The Beatles, he wrote “While My Guitar Gently Weeps.” Eric Clapton played lead guitar for the song on the album, but he was uncredited. In an extra surreal note, VeronicaChaos‘ cats totally slept through the unicorn’s performance, but they woke up after it was done. One of her cats looked like she licked the camera. Please cue all puns relating to pussy and kitty cats now.

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Name: VeronicaChaos
CamScore: 3256
Gender: Female
Country: United States
Sexual Preference: Bisexual
Occupation/Major: Ventriloquist / Clown
Hi, I’m Veronica Chaos! Some call me VC for short. I’m just your typical sex clown/ventriloquist/crazy cat lady. You might find me fucking my dummy in full costume or waxing poetic over the philosophy of Gene Roddenberry.
My room isn’t for the overly-serious or the easily disturbed. Come join me in my exploration of the perverse, the beautiful, and the strange. Let me show you things you’ve never before seen!
I have a wide variety of shows I like to perform in public chat. I’m not into privates/groups; I get off on having a big audience watching me rehibiliate people past their fear of clowns and dolls. My shows aren’t necessarily sexy; I like to get outrageous and make people laugh. Generally, during the week I like to tease, and during the weekends is when my inner theatre nerd comes out to make a giant mess. But I’m random as hell and anything can happen at any time (and with enough wine, most likely will).
Tags: goth, punk, clown, star trek, silly, nerd, glasses, art, rule 34, natural, stripper, burlesque, doctor who, blond, pale, acf, ventriloquist, puppet, cosplay, tng, ds9, weirdo, multipass, costumes, creepy, honest to a fault, chatty, tease, goofball, horror, performance, dummy
Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:

Favorite Books: Clockwork Orange, The Shining, Poe, Interview With A Vampire, Frankenstein, Peter Pan, Thinner, The Green Mile, Dracula, Edgar Allan Poe, Salem’s Lot, Picture of Dorian Grey, H.P. Lovecraft, Transmetropolitan, Warrior Wolf Women of the Wastelands, Zombies and Shit, Depraved, Shatnerquake, Brain Cheese Buffet, The Shining
Favorite Songs: Bauhaus, Sisters of Mercy, The Cure, Chumbawamba, Fucked Up, The Clash, Crass, Lily Allen, Dresden Dolls, Nick Cave, Siouxsie and the Banshees, ‘Weird Al’ Yankovic, Voltaire, Cherry Poppin’ Daddies, Star Fucking Hipsters,Gogol Bordello, The Beatles, Frank Sinatra, Oingo Boingo, They Might Be Giants, Night Gaunts
Favorite Movies: Dark City, Hostel, Dead Alive, Evil Dead, Saw, The Shining, Clockwork Orange, IT, Pi, I Am Sam, Edward Scissorhands, Nightmare On Elm Street (original), House of Wax (original), Dogma, Clerks, Hard Candy, The Jerk, Hellraiser (1 and 2), Star Wars, Star Trek: First Contact, Tank Girl
Craziest Thing I’ve Ever Done: Fucked in a coffin underneath the Necronomicon.
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now: Deep Space 9
Talents: Find out, eh?
Perfect Mate: Gomez
Perfect Date: Arcade, pub, graveyard sex.
Best Reason to Get to Know Me: You don’t have to justify your perversion.




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