As regular Sexy Fandom readers no doubt are aware, vampire beauty Alessa Crow has an animal familiar who is an alien cat named Santu. I just found out that Santu is short for Elisalia Santuzzi. Some people were suggesting that there were other names more suitable for the kitty of a vampiress. The kind of vampiress whose incredibly good makeup includes dark blood running over her lips and down her white undead chin. Until someone (shoutout to yourpoolman) suggested that a nice normal name like Meow Meow Dumbface is a popular American moniker for kittens, right after Jinx and Missy. Then everyone had to agree that Santu is a perfect name for a girl cat who hangs out with a vampire babe like Alessa Crow.
Body Type: Slim/Petite
Weight: 110 pounds
Height: 65 inches
Sexual Preference: Gay
Marital Status: Involved
Occupation/Major: paramedic and masseur
Favorite Food: sea food, fish, vegetables, fruits
Pets: chupacabra Santu (a sphynx), she is my lil daughter
Automobile: the time machine
Tags: freaky, party, horror, teasing, funny, smoking, piercing, make up, wtf, devil, red hair, lesbian, alternative, dominate, dj, good music, striptease, dark, smart ass, friendly
Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life: to be happy
Five Things I Can’t Live Without: hearing, the sense of touch, vision, taste, olfaction
Favorite Books: Jerome David Salinger “The Catcher in the Rye”, Bulgakov “Master and Margarita”, Emily Bronte “Wuthering Heights”, Aleksandr Ostrovsky “The Storm”
What I Like To Do For Fun: everything wat make me smile or laughing even crazy stuff
Favorite Songs: all good music everything wat is funny and nice, prefer rock music, old scene also goth music, sometimes EBM..
Favorite Movies: i like horror movies and also a bit strange with some context; for example,- Martyrs, Sinester
Craziest Thing I’ve Ever Done: to be here this is my craziest thing
Hobbies: photo, make up art, piercing, cooking, knitting
Talents: dark humor. make up, ah yes lol im flexible
Turn Ons: kind, smart men or women with good sense of humour can charm me ease – if you’re one of them, you’re definitely welcome in my room!
Best Reason to Get to Know Me: here the Kingdom of darkness, im a lil devil then dont to be afraid of vampires, werewolves, witches, goblins, boogeyman, ghosts..coz if u been here that means u been in the hell