So I thought Veronica Chaos was just being spooky tonight, but she is Lydia Deetz from Beetlejuice. I figured it out when she started singing (ventriloquist style) with Slappy and he was dressed all stripey and Michael Keaton Betelgeuse. Slappy really sold the Beetlejuice theme. Veronica Chaos is also drinking blood wine and her pussy is very pretty. (I’m punny.) Anyway, I wanted to make sure I got the Beetlejuice cosplay correct. Veronica Chaos and I were chatting about her epic Sailor Moon cosplay from the other day. She says she wasn’t singing very good Japanese, but Japanese seemed like the right thing to attempt to sing in that outfit. Veronica Chaos says that Japanese is the only language she ever thought might be really cool to learn, but she thinks she might know more words of the Divine Language from the movie The Fifth Element than of Japanese now.
Fun fact: Mila Jovovich and Luc Besson used to write love letters to one another in the Divine Language as prep for doing The Fifth Element.
Name: VeronicaChaos
CamScore: 3560.3
Gender: Female
Body Type: Slim/Petite
Ethnicity: Caucasian
Hair: Always Different
Eyes: Brown
Weight: 120 pounds
Height: 65 inches
Age: 23
Country: United States
Sexual Preference: Bisexual
Smoke: Moderate
Drink: Moderate
Drugs: Experimented
Occupation/Major: Artist/camwhore
Favorite Food: Grilled asparagus with sea salt
Pets: Meow x2
Car: I prefer walking.
Tags: goth, pale, 420, smoking, burlesque, stripper, natural, trimmed, art, glasses, nerd, domme, mohawk, boots, punk, alternative, goth, pale, redhead, doctor who, burlesque, stripper, natural, trimmed, art, glasses, nerd, silly, star trek, orange, punk, acf
Interests & Hobbies
Five Things I Can’t Live Without: booze, cigs, weed, orgasms, my cats.
Favorite Books: Clockwork Orange, The Shining, Poe, Interview With A Vampire, Frankenstein, Peter Pan, Thinner, The Green Mile, Picture of Dorian Grey, H.P. Lovecraft.
What I Like To Do For Fun: I draw horror art with lots of boobs and gore. I recently started watching Torchwood. I like to go out and drink with friends and get really fucking high. Sometimes I try to make jokes.
Favorite Songs: Bauhaus, Sisters of Mercy, The Cure, Chumbawamba, Fucked Up, The Clash, Crass, Lily Allen, Dresden Dolls, Nick Cave, Siouxsie and the Banshees, ‘Weird Al’ Yankovic, Voltaire, Cherry Poppin’ Daddies, Star Fucking Hipsters
Favorite Movies: Dark City, Hostel, Dead Alive, Evil Dead, Saw, The Shining, Clockwork Orange, IT, Pi, I Am Sam, Edward Scissorhands, Nightmare On Elm Street (original), House of Wax (original), Dogma, Clerks, Hard Candy, The Jerk, Hellraiser (1 and 2), Star Wars, Star Trek: First Contact, Tank Girl
Craziest Thing I’ve Ever Done: One time I won first place in a costume contest at a science fiction convention, twice. Sexually: tied up in Japanese bondage, suspended from the ceiling, and fucked in the ass.
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now: space
Perfect Date: Arcade, pub, graveyard sex.
Turn Ons: egotistical assholes, nerds, smart dudes with cool accents, rope, nipple clamps, ball gags, tattoos, piercings, orgasm control, roleplaying, multiple orgasms, g-spot stimulation, fisting (but I totally can’t do it to myself, fuck!) and humiliation. I’m a switch and go both ways, I am however more experienced in subbing.
Best Reason to Get to Know Me: Thanks to years of experience with Left 4 Dead and House of the Dead, I’m really fucking good at shooting zombies, and would be quite useful in the zombie apocalypse.
