Firefly is the Worst Show Ever

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Kaylee Pond is doing Firefly cosplay today, so everyone please tip her now, so she takes it off. Please please.

I hate Firefly. I hate even more that I am demographically supposed to like it. Nathan Fillion’s character is a total bully. I am going to go out on a limb here and say that I assume most science fiction fans have been bullied at some point in time. So I find it amazing that so many members of fandom think that Firefly captain bully jerkwad is attractive. Nathan Fillion, the actor, is not good-looking enough for me to overlook the awfulness of Captain Maladroit, and the character Joss Whedon created for him is just . . . well, a jerkwad. I don’t think the actor is much like Mal Reynolds, though, as his Twitter profile espouses kindness.

I still love Kaylee Pond.

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Name: KayleePond
CamScore: 3106.6
Gender: Female
Ethnicity: Caucasian
Hair: Red
Eyes: Hazel
Height: 64 inches
Age: 25
City: Geeksville
Country: United States
Sexual Preference: Bisexual
Smoke: Non Smoker
Drink: Moderate
Marital Status: Married
Occupation/Major: Making people happy!
Favorite Food: Sushi!
Pets: A cat who is a total weirdo
Tags: cute, ACF, long hair, girl next door, friendly, gamer, redhead, curvy, nerdy, big boobs, fun, dorky, geek, natural, 34F, silly
My Favorite Models: AmberCutie AedanRayne Mixx_ Miss_Lollipop JoleneBrody Gamerlana MechaEvvie

Meaning of Life: Doctor Who.

Five Things I Can’t Live Without: Sunshine, cuddles, video games, books, love. <3 (Other than the things I ACTUALLY would die without, of course.)

Favorite Books: I have MANY and always have a book going. Let’s name a few though, shall we?: Brave New World, Kushiel’s Legacy Series(very sexy books), Harry Potter, Discworld Series (Terry Pratchett), Xanth Series (Piers Anthony), most Jane Austin, Hunger Games, Ender’s Game and many more. I’m always happy to talk about books!

What I Like To Do For Fun: Dress-up, read, play drinking/video/board games, touch myself, surf (badly), and talk a lot. I also love me some awesome T.V. shows, like Doctor Who, Firefly, Arrested Development, and so many more!

Favorite Songs: I’m very open when it comes to music! Often I do have to try to hold myself back from playing all 80’s, though!

Favorite Movies: The Life Aquatic, Pride and Prejudice, Brick, 3-Iron, Tank Girl, Star Wars and Star Trek and of course I LOVE Action/Adventure movies, Sci-Fi, Fantasy, and Animated movies! Most beloved might be movies by Miyazaki, especially Howl’s Moving Castle. I also watch a lot of Disney movies!

Hobbies: I’m a passionate person and also very upbeat, so I find myself really loving a LOT of things. I enjoy reading, playing video games (LOTS of them), dressing up in costumes, painting, playing board games, having fun in the sun, meeting new people, camping, going on adventures and so much more!




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