Veronica Chaos is not The Joker from Batman, as suggested by someone named goodlongcockr tonight. Veronica Chaos is also not a mime or Harley Quinn (usually) or a juggalo or a juggalette. She is, however, an excellent puppeteer and ventriloquist, a fun juggler, and a very cute nude blonde girl with really creative makeup and a very sexy Chelsea smile. She also just bought a new mesh shirt because she says every goth girl should own at least one cheap fishnet shirt and the one she had was tight already in the bust region. Right now, Veronica Chaos is singing a duet and debating her ventriloquist’s dummy and it is pretty epic. The dummy just called her a size queen, but she denies it.
Body Type: Slim/Petite
Hair: Always Different
Weight: 120 pounds
Height: 65 inches
Country: United States
Sexual Preference: Bisexual
Favorite Food: Grilled asparagus with sea salt
Pets: Meow x2
Car: I prefer walking.
Tags: goth, pale, 420, smoking, burlesque, stripper, natural, trimmed, art, glasses, nerd, domme, mohawk, boots, punk, alternative, goth, pale, redhead, doctor who, burlesque, stripper, natural, trimmed, art, glasses, nerd, silly, star trek, orange, punk, acf
Interests & Hobbies
Five Things I Can’t Live Without: booze, cigs, weed, orgasms, my cats.
Favorite Books: Clockwork Orange, The Shining, Poe, Interview With A Vampire, Frankenstein, Peter Pan, Thinner, The Green Mile, Picture of Dorian Grey, H.P. Lovecraft.
What I Like To Do For Fun: I draw horror art with lots of boobs and gore. I recently started watching Torchwood. I like to go out and drink with friends and get really fucking high. Sometimes I try to make jokes.
Favorite Songs: Bauhaus, Sisters of Mercy, The Cure, Chumbawamba, Fucked Up, The Clash, Crass, Lily Allen, Dresden Dolls, Nick Cave, Siouxsie and the Banshees, ‘Weird Al’ Yankovic, Voltaire, Cherry Poppin’ Daddies, Star Fucking Hipsters
Favorite Movies: Dark City, Hostel, Dead Alive, Evil Dead, Saw, The Shining, Clockwork Orange, IT, Pi, I Am Sam, Edward Scissorhands, Nightmare On Elm Street (original), House of Wax (original), Dogma, Clerks, Hard Candy, The Jerk, Hellraiser (1 and 2), Star Wars, Star Trek: First Contact, Tank Girl
Craziest Thing I’ve Ever Done: One time I won first place in a costume contest at a science fiction convention, twice. Sexually: tied up in Japanese bondage, suspended from the ceiling, and fucked in the ass.
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now: space
Perfect Date: Arcade, pub, graveyard sex.
Turn Ons: egotistical assholes, nerds, smart dudes with cool accents, rope, nipple clamps, ball gags, tattoos, piercings, orgasm control, roleplaying, multiple orgasms, g-spot stimulation, fisting (but I totally can’t do it to myself, fuck!) and humiliation. I’m a switch and go both ways, I am however more experienced in subbing.
Best Reason to Get to Know Me: Thanks to years of experience with Left 4 Dead and House of the Dead, I’m really fucking good at shooting zombies, and would be quite useful in the zombie apocalypse.