Kitty Spice is officially awesome (and not just because she likes only the good Star Wars movies). She is playing live cam girl Cards Against Humanity in her chat room tonight. If you are not familiar with this hilariously antisocial card game, the person running it (the Card Master or CM if you will) pulls a black card with a topic on it. In this instance, the card is “gets better with age”. Then everyone else answers what the black card would describe. My favorite answer for “gets better with age” was definitely “puberty” (Oompa Loompahs do not get better with age). I am so glad I am not a teenager any more. Anyway, Kitty Spice came up with the brilliant idea of having people bid tokens on their favorite white card, so they could play Cards Against Humanity online with her. Kitty Spice is a makeup artist and she has a cool style and she is currently demonstrating her tassel twirling abilities with her spangly gold burlesque dancer style pasties. The current Card Against Humanity is “what ended my last relationship” and so far my favorite answer is “cybernetic enhancements”. Time to vote for the best answer!
What is Cards Against Humanity?
Unlike most of the party games you’ve played before, Cards Against Humanity is as despicable and awkward as you and your friends.
The game is simple. Each round, one player asks a question from a Black Card, and everyone else answers with their funniest White Card.
Name: Kitty_Spice
CamScore: 2413.6
Gender: Female
Body Type: Slim/Petite
Ethnicity: Various
Hair: Multi
Eyes: Variable
Weight: 116 pounds
Height: 60 inches
Age: 22
City: LaLaLand
Country: United States
Sexual Preference: Straight
Smoke: Non Smoker
Drink: Heavy
Drugs: Party
Marital Status: Single
Occupation/Major: Makeup Artist/ Pet Sitter
Favorite Food: Lobster Raviolis
Pets: Rufus my Corkie, Bruno my Mini Schnauzer, and 2 cats Mambo and Little Cat <3
Car: No car at the moment :'(
About Me: I’m pretty much the lost (cooler, alternative) Spice Girl.
Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life: Having fun, no regrets, make people smile <3
Five Things I Can’t Live Without:iPhone, Money, Alcohol, Makeup, Cooking
Favorite Books: The Perks of Being a Wallflower, Invisible Monsters, Choke, Trainspotting
What I Like To Do For Fun: Race cars, wine tastings, cook, read, watch the tellie, play video games.
Favorite Songs: EVERYTHING
Favorite Movies: Buffalo ’66, Clueless, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Empire Records, Star Wars IV, V, VI, Never Been Kissed, Great Expectations
Craziest Thing I’ve Ever Done: When I was 15 in all girl’s catholic high school and ditched to get my tongue pierced while high off my ass. Or that one time in Vegas when I married my gay bestfriend.
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now: Bora Bora
Hobbies: Arts & Crafts, Makeup, Cooking, reading gossip mags, making music, hanging out with my pets.
Talents: Playing piano, tons of ballet, singing, caring for animals, playing video games, doing makeup.
Perfect Mate: Christopher Walken
Perfect Date: Well, my idea of a perfect date would be April 23rd. Because it’s not too warm or too cold, and all you need is a light jacket.
Turn Ons: nice people! Facial hair, bushy eyebrows, confidence, toned bodies.
Best Reason to Get to Know Me: I am a very easy person to get along with and I guarantee I’ll entertain you :D!
