While on REVENGE duty, Ollie’s intended target gets shot right in the goddamn chest in the middle of his speech. How rude! Ollie gets grazed and goes to home base for some DIY triage. While I do appreciate that Ollie can stitch up his own bullet wounds, especially shirtless, it makes me want throw up. Blargh. Those scars of his are pretty sick, props to the makeup department on those. He does some investigative magic, alla Batman and figures out it’s Deadshot. Sure!
Speedy continues to go down a dark path of Lohaning and is pretty annoying. Someone needs to beat her up and soon. That will give her something to complain about!
Okay Parkour Johnny, we know you’re buff and shit, but there is A LADDER RIGHT NEXT TO YOU! I just laughed and clapped my hands at that bit of fluff. But, whoa, what a master of disguise! I AM WEARING A HAT. SURELY THE RUSSIAN THUGS WILL NOT KNOW WHO I AM. Bwahahaha, he looks so frigging suspicious like that. Oh man, hilarious.
The Russians lead Ollie to our lone gunman and he’s able to snag the mystery man’s laptop, with a few added bullets. Ollie takes the laptop to his IT department and a cute blonde charms out some info. But for this job Ollie needs Dresden’s police force’s help. What better way to ask the police captain for help then to attack him at night and leave an arrow embedded in the hood of his car. Man, he just got that thing detailed!
Fake best friend drama. We know you’re gonna turn evil! Just get to it already!
No no no no no. The world’s best sniper uses a fucking laser sight!??! In no way does that make sense! Aww that poor waiter just got annihilated! Ollie chases Deadshot and after some “I’m better than you”, shoots the fucker in the eye with an arrow! I guess that’s all we’re getting of Deadshot. What a bummer! He’s a good villain. Why would they do that!? WHY!?!?!?!
Shirtless torso count:2
