10 Hilarious and Unsexy Historical Erotic Toys

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The io9 blog features a disturbing countdown of sexually-oriented curios from the past today. Writer Cyriaque Lamar has found a variety of disturbing antique automatons. They range from naked lady inside sphinx to wind-up lovers to that perennial favorite soldiers get captive Native American woman to flash her pudenda. Disturbing and amusing take on some sex from the past. It is not really a top 10 list, though, because items 5 through 10 are all just pervy watches.