Oh, Jack, what have we done? Burning Angel needs to win an award for their Christmas video selection. This Nightmare Before XXXmas is darn right perfect. It is a spoof off of the Tim Burton classic, The Nightmare Before Christmas, and boy does it deliver the goods. I didn’t get to preview the full movie, but from the clips I’ve seen–you won’t be disappointed. It stars Joanna Angel as Sally (I’m seriously jealous of whomever does make-up and costuming for Burning Angel. That talent!) and Small Hands and Jack.
The action is great–the costume and design is outstanding–and the lyrics are actually spot on. I can quote from a small bit (the largest sample I could find that was remotely Safe for Work), “Your breasts – they’re real! I like the way they feel.” I know you just sang that in your head in Jack’s voice. What’s this, eh? This, my dear Jack, is one heck of a way to start your Holiday celebration.
Name: Joanna Angel
Sex: Female
Age: 32 years and still going strong BITCHES!
Height: 5
Sign: Capricorn
Location: LA and NY
Occupation: CE-Hoe of BurningAngel Entertainment
Ink/Metal: I have a bunch of stuff on my arms, my back, my sides, and the back of my legs.
Scars/Birthmarks: If you are big enough of a fan you should know where my birthmarks are =)
