I want to tell you about The Alt Side: portraits of alternative style at porn expos, the fine art coffee table book now on Kickstarter, by actual human artists, but first:
Hi, I’m Slop! With one button, I can make you three hundred penguins with four toes and three feet dance on the head of a pin as they sing happy birthday to your gran!
If you have seen the internet at all lately, you know that’s waiting for you in your inbox or your socials. Hell, you probably even know that your dentist, yes, your dentist, had sent you two of those last week.
Kids, the internet was not like that. It didn’t start that way. It didn’t grow up that way. I doesn’t have to be that way. Yet, here we are (As Gen X, I am contractually obliged to blame the Millennials).
What if I told you, I could take you back to a time where the internet was new? Back to a time when it was a bit punk and a lot alt.
Well, I can’t. I mean. You think I’d waste the power of time travel to take you back to GeoCities? But I can do the next best thing. I can introduce you to a book (Live on Kickstarter now!) that gives us that rebel vibe and is made from real artists, the award winning combination of Amelie G and Forrest Black (yeah, darlings BlueBlood thru and thru!) are back and this time, they bring the heat.
That heat is in the form of a collection of 100+ Adult stars in their natural habitat–the industry trade shows of Las Vegas. Part pop-up / part funkalicious and all true fashion.
This isn’t a sex book; this is a cultural revolution. It is the artifact that will define across generations what it was truly like to be before the machines took over.
The only way to get your hands on this is to click here and support. You aren’t just supporting talented artists and the muses behind them, but art itself. Real art. Stuff that gets messy. Stuff that makes the next huggy face gen of slop look like the nightmare version of Cheetos Lip Balm it actually is. And maybe, just maybe, the next time your dentist sends you something it will be a regular ol’ reminder to floss (what, did you think your dentist would send you a 100+ adult star museum quality art book? WTF? Ok, so if your dentist does send you this…)
The Kickstarter link in case ya missed it: https://thealtside.com
