Watching The Lost Boys is basically signing up for two hours of leather jackets, terrible decisions and vampires who treat every entrance like they are headlining a hair-metal festival. Special_One has reached the final showdown, where the Frog brothers are swinging stakes around, everyone is screaming and the Emerson house is being renovated through blunt-force trauma.
The calm little reaction window in the corner makes it even funnier. David spent the entire film looking too cool to die, only to discover that dramatic cheekbones are not a recognised form of armour. Meanwhile, the Frog brothers are fighting with the confidence of two teenagers who read one comic book and immediately declared themselves licensed professionals.
And by God, it looks so 80s. It has never looked so 80s. What is next on the movie log for Special_One?
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