You know we love our alien Ovipositors here on the Bazowie Mothership, and our creatively perverse friends over at Nothosaur Japan shuttled over a care package containing their brand new alien Zerger egg inseminator. They also have the very slightly smaller Audrey II, affectionately named, for a bit of a playful Little Shop of Horrors homage.
For those needing a friendly introduction, Ovipositors are designed to deliver delicate alien eggs deep inside whatever orifice they find themselves exploring. These jelly eggs are pushed down an internal channel, one after another, until the cavity is filled with gooey joy. Think of it as an egg version of a messy cream pie. Perfect for your classic ‘visitor’ roleplay.
Zerger even comes with some fun silicone egg molds of varying sizes, so you can mix up a batch to your taste, plus a handy plunger to help push things along. We recommend using a healthy unflavoured and unsweetened firm gelatine formulation, to keep your body happy and healthy inside. But, to be honest, Zerger also makes for an awesome Jell-O Shot dispenser for your next SF convention party. Feeling those soft tentacle petals swell and expand into full blossom in your stuffed mouth as the slimy egg finally erupts into your throat is a real experience.
I love the creatively creepy other-worldly sculpt and the details are really nicely designed and of course Zerger is made with top quality nonporous hypoallergenic body safe platinum silicone, so it won’t harbor nasty unwelcomed pathogenic bacteria beasties. Zerger is a great addition to our nerdy sex life. Thank you Nothosaur.
which is now available in Print and Digital editions from Zinetastic
