Looks like Alex_howell is straight out of the Pizzaplex after 3 a.m, radiating that Daycare Attendant chaos that makes every parent reconsider childcare entirely.
The gold sun-ray crown is doing overtime in how it’s sharp, sparkly, and absolutely ready to bonk any rule-breaking child (or adult) with cheerful menace. The orange curls paired with the painted half-and-half face land perfectly in that uncanny zone where I can’t tell if I’m supposed to laugh, nap, or run for my life. The outfit leans fully into the Sun/Moon duality, soft whites and bright accents creating that deceptively friendly vibe, like a daycare worker who hands out finger painting supplies and trauma in equal measure.
The whole look has that iconic Attendant energy in how Alex_howell makes it look, in that it’s smiley, glittery, and two seconds away from climbing the walls if I even think about turning the lights off.
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