Somewhere between a salad and a cry for help, there EmmaGallardo is, a single pea in a world full of mashed potatoes. The costume’s bright green, round in all the right places, and aerodynamic only if she’s rolling downhill. Three perfect fabric peas stacked front and center, like nature’s own stress balls.
She adjusts the hood, because nothing says dignity like tucking your head into a vegetable. This pea doesn’t just belong in the pod because she owns the pod. Confidence levels: garden-grown. Charisma: canned. If fashion had a farmer’s market, she’d be the top pick, organically unbothered and fully compostable.
The stakes have never been higher, not since EmmaGallardo heard “add peas if desired” on a recipe video. The green glow radiates. It’s absurd. It’s majestic. It’s produce couture.
Username: EmmaGallardo
CamScore: 840
Gender: Female
Body Type: Athletic
Ethnicity: Hispanic
