I assume that, if you read Sexy Fandom, you probably already know that Hustler did a Star Trek parody porn movie called This Ain’t Star Trek XXX. The movie features Sasha Grey who also recently appeared in a Steven Soderburgh movie The Girlfriend Experience playing a high end hooker. There is no science fiction in The Girlfriend Experience. I could make a case for it, but I’d just be making debaters points. Anyway, Star Trek and pornography, a match made . . . a lot of places really, if you’ve ever checked out any slash fanfic.

According to the UK’s Sun Online reporter James Hyatt, the estate of Dr. Who creator Terry Nation is not amused by the Dalek porno flick which was recently selling on eBay for around thirty pounds. The Abducted by the Daleks DVD apparently includes subdom themed vignettes of Daleks supervising lesbian sex slaves going at it and occasionally groping the girls with their Daleky groping attachments. In the article, Tim Hancock, director of the estate of things long-scarfed, is quoted as declaring “The reason the Daleks are still the most sinister thing in the universe is because they do not make things like porn.” So there you have it. Porn is not sinister because Daleks don’t do it. Or at least they only did it that one time in the 70’s with those hot disco chicks and they blame the ludes and Saturday Night Fever. Drug and Gibb-free, there is no way they would ever have had Dalek relations with those women.