Sex and Submission has a mad scientist theme this week! Here is how the submissive clone thing would go: “Beverly Hills works in a scientific laboratory with colleague Mark Davis. After rejecting his advancements, Mark takes a sample of her DNA and creates a genetically modified human clone with submissive traits. He then presents this scientific breakthrough to a room full of scientists who take part in his kinky sexual demonstrations. Together, Mark Davis, Mr. Pete and Harmony gang bang Beverly Hills in this exciting and action packed story line update. Including bondage, squirting, double penetration, gang bang and lesbian sex.” This is porn at its most creative from the medical fetish set with the clothed scientist team viewing the naked clone to the forced orgasm gang bang to the flowers placed in inappropriate places.

Medical students in New Jersey sure know how to treat a girl. Linda Kay is apparently one uber-goth goth stripper. Police came to her house because they got a report that someone there was suicidal. Very gothic even if the suicidal person was apparently out running errands or something and not actually there. While the fuzz checked things out, they discovered a number of skulls and a sloppily dismembered body portion, specifically a severed arm nicknamed Freddy and given to the exotic dancer in question by the sort of med student who comes courting at a strip club. I’m not sure I’m comfortable with that. I’ve always preferred the more offbeat ie spelling Freddie when used as a diminutive. Whichever spelling Ms. Kay applies to her mad scientist body parts, her mom is supportive and family is always important in these situations. (via Blue Blood via NJ Star Ledger)

If you are going to build the perfect Frankenstein-style woman from cloned cells and spare parts, Biotech Hobbyist magazine recommends the Scientific Surplus site. I know you were wondering where the heck you were going to find a reasonably-priced incubator, given that the alternative is to keep your skin cultures on your body at all times, and that is just gross. Scientic Surplus explains their service: “Scientific Surplus sells and services high quality new, used and refurbished equipment for laboratories. We provide a wide variety of general laboratory items and are experts in the pharmaceutical and biotech fields. We are your source for fermenters, bioreactors, centrifuges, shakers, incubators and related lab equipment. Scientific Surplus offers equipment from leading manufacturers that is tested, serviced or rebuilt to perform to original specifications. Every piece that we refurbish is guaranteed to perform to your satisfaction. With over 20 years of experience in providing service to commercial and research labs, our principals have earned a reputation for the utmost dependability and integrity. Use our Free Equipment Locator Service to help you find specific items for your lab. We purchase laboratory instruments and buy entire contents of labs. Contact us for all your equipment needs.” They don’t explicitly state that you should contact them if you are growing glow-in-the-dark undifferentiated flesh to dip your balls in, but it is implied in the word “needs.” (via Biotech Hobbyist)