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This is Really Really Not Dracula

Oct 312011

I am usually a big fan of the Hustler genre parodies.

Maybe they set the bar high with This Ain’t Avatar XXX, but I was also into This Ain’t Ghostbusters XXX, This Ain’t Star Trek, and even This Ain’t Hollywood squares with the guy in the Alf suit. Maybe I just have higher standards for vampire movies. Maybe everyone just has higher standards for vampire movies, even porno parody ones.

Whatever the case, the talent looks fine. Marie McCray and Jessi Palmer are particularly sexy women, but everyone in the movie looks kind of sweaty and uncomfortable, like their makeup is itching their pores. Vampire sex in particular should not look uncomfortably perspiration-inducing. The undead do not sweat. Or even glow.

The teeth. The vampire teeth are especially buck-toothed and goonie-looking. Really dreadful and made worse by how nice the monsters were in the Avatar porn.

All I can really say for This Ain’t Dracula XXX is that they released it in time for Halloween and it is only $1.99 to get access to that and all of the good Hustler parody flicks.

Alf Has Sex on Hollywood Squares

Costuming, Movies

Aug 192011

John Davidson is probably most recognizable to Sexy Fandom readers for his role in Edward Scissorhands, where he played (in not much of a reach) a television host. He is probably best known in general for hosting Hollywood Squares through much of the 1980′s. (I kind of liked him in Coffee, Tea or Me?, but I digress.)

Some time in the 80′s, John Davidson did a stunt where he dared ALF to come host his show. Way to get replaced by a puppet alien furball. So, when Hustler made This Aint Hollywood Squares XXX, they were being historically accurate by putting a porno guy in an ALF suit for some furry sex.

Gothic valerye Vamp Dahlia in sexy armor

Stunning amazon with swords and without panties

Brunette Salma the sexy gladiator rubs herself

Hustler Goes Gaga

Costuming, Movies

Aug 052011

After doing parodies for Avatar, Ghostbusters, and Star Trek, I suppose it was almost a given that Hustler would eventually do a parody of current pop alien Lady Gaga.

This Ain’t Lady Gaga XXX. It’s not … I want to say something snarky here, but nothing wholly appropriate is really coming to mind. So [insert snark here] please.

Blue Blood has the free Lady Gaga trailer for this newest Hustler porn parody video.

Ghostbusters Porn, I Am The Gatekeeper

Movies, Web Sites

Jun 162011

The original Ghostbusters is one of the best movies of all time. As a pubescent kid, I was riveted by the whole exchange where Sigourney Weaver channels the Gatekeeper and seeks the Keymaster. My friends and I quoted it for weeks, feeling very naughty.

Louis Tully: I am The Keymaster!
Dana Barrett: I am The Gatekeeper!

Anything middle schoolers can see the sexual subtext in is probably a good choice for a porn parody. While I don’t believe that Hustler’s This Ain’t Ghostbusters XXX will attain the cinematic heights of the actual Ghostbusters (or even the Hustler Avatar porn), it might introduce Ghostbusters to a new generation. It will give an excellent excuse to run triple features of Ghostbusters, Ghostbusters II, and This Ain’t Ghostbusters XXX. More science fiction porn is always a positive in my book.

Hustler Avatar

Costuming, General Fandom, Movies, Web Sites

Apr 042011

Some time ago, I shared with you all that there is a Hustler Star Trek porn. Although the Star Trek franchise has spawned more erotic take-offs, homages, parodies, and other fanfics than pretty much anything else in the history of science fiction, Hustler put more effort into their production than most. Hustler raised the bar yet again with their This Ain’t Avatar porn parody. I would personally prefer more flawless blue paint coverage in the testicular region, but the costumes are terribly nice and this is still a fine effort for its genre.

Hustler Star Trek Porn

Costuming, Movies, Web Sites

Aug 152009

I assume that, if you read Sexy Fandom, you probably already know that Hustler did a Star Trek parody porn movie called This Ain’t Star Trek XXX. The movie features Sasha Grey who also recently appeared in a Steven Soderburgh movie The Girlfriend Experience playing a high end hooker. There is no science fiction in The Girlfriend Experience. I could make a case for it, but I’d just be making debaters points. Anyway, Star Trek and pornography, a match made . . . a lot of places really, if you’ve ever checked out any slash fanfic.