I don’t know what Yes, El Guapo means, but yeselguapo.com is a new site from the people at Vibe. Most importantly, they just posted a Halloween Hotties gallery. It is kind of just random pictures from around the web, but a lot of them are random pictures from around the web featuring cute girls in sexy Halloween costumes. Their writing style is enjoyably cute as well, as they point out that Halloween is the “one night it’s okay to dress like a hooker and not get picked up by a cop…unless that cop is their hot friend who is also dressed like a slutty cop.”

BlueBlood.net just posted a free gallery of vampire portraits shot by Forrest Black and Amelia G at the recent Vampire-Con in Hollywood.

Images range from hilariously playful and silly to downright sexy and hot. Extra kudos for the GQ crazy pose vamp guy, the Los Angeles girl who acted like a hooker on Deadwood and the Transylvania girl who actually is a hooker.

I assume that, if you read Sexy Fandom, you probably already know that Hustler did a Star Trek parody porn movie called This Ain’t Star Trek XXX. The movie features Sasha Grey who also recently appeared in a Steven Soderburgh movie The Girlfriend Experience playing a high end hooker. There is no science fiction in The Girlfriend Experience. I could make a case for it, but I’d just be making debaters points. Anyway, Star Trek and pornography, a match made . . . a lot of places really, if you’ve ever checked out any slash fanfic.

Okay, I probably was not really bought out by the Sci Fi Channel. Most likely, I was just annoyed at the way people are trending towards a repulsively mercenary attitude. Like they think doing anything for the joy of it is stupid. That stuff just sort of discouraged me for a while.

But this weekend Entourage had a character insert a highly collectible Shrek doll into a hooker. I couldn’t let that pass without mentioning it. Still viewable on HBO On Demand this week. Now that’s quality television.