FYI, in case you have been living under a bridge and/or don’t get HBO, Game of Thrones, based on the George R. R. Martin series, is the most ridiculously sexy new fandom TV show. One of the best book adaptations ever.
Okay, I probably was not really bought out by the Sci Fi Channel. Most likely, I was just annoyed at the way people are trending towards a repulsively mercenary attitude. Like they think doing anything for the joy of it is stupid. That stuff just sort of discouraged me for a while.
But this weekend Entourage had a character insert a highly collectible Shrek doll into a hooker. I couldn’t let that pass without mentioning it. Still viewable on HBO On Demand this week. Now that’s quality television.
I’ve been informed that I violated various Los Angeles city ordinances by mentioning HBO’s hit show Entourage without mentioning that Jeremy Piven is brilliant in his role as the Machiavellian talent agent Ari Gold who answers his stylish cell phone with “You’ve got Gold” and whose idea of pillow talk with his wife is, “I’m as hard as R. Kelly at recess.” I’m in Burbank right now, but the same Hollywood rules apply. So please allow me to direct you to, not only the Jeremy Piven official Entourage interview, but also to lhiob.com where you may download the Ari Let’s Hug It Out Bitch ringtone for your cell. You can also check out the LHIOB song which is an oddly catchy yet simultaneously grating edit of samples from the show over a percussive beat. Plus bonus buddy icons and a link to the rooftop golf flash game.
For those of you who missed the Jesse Jane episode of Entourage, I recommend picking up the series on DVD. The series is set in the milieu of Hollywood hipsters and movie makers. The basic premise is that a young movie star in the making is graduating from indie films to big budget and his less successful actor brother and his two best friends from childhood are along for the ride. The brother is poignantly played by Kevin Dillon, brother of megahottie Matt Dillon. Episode 17, however, takes the star, his brother, his two best friends, and their agent and publicist out of familiar Hollywood surroundings and plunges them into the chaos that is the San Diego Comic Con. In this unfamiliar environment, the less successful older brother Johnny Drama is the star because of his role on a show called Viking Quest. Pornstar Jesse Jane is there to promote a comic book where she and her busty friends appear as the Pussy Patrol. At least for the purposes of this episode of Entourage, she is a fandom girl and is impressed by Drama’s Viking Quest cred and, of course, she “likes” younger brother Vince, placed by megahottie Adrian Grenier. These are her motivations for participating in the aforementioned strap-on exercise intended to convince RJ Spencer Harry Knowles to endorse Vinnie Chase as a fine choice to play Aquaman in the James Cameron epic. Plus, my guess is Jesse Jane is a perv. Sadly, it appears that Viking Quest, Pussy Patrol, and the Aquaman movie are all fictional.


















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