Have you ever wondered if Miss Piggy and Kermit are Twilight fans and like to roleplay human on vampire hot action sex? Have you ever wondered if Miss Piggy is a big Twihard and Kermit humors her vampire and werewolf fetish with threesomes with Rowlf? Well, Jason Segal has. Does that make Jason Segal a furry? Feltie? Gothic.net just posted a Muppets Twilight spoof picture gallery.
Nov 182011
Oct 312011
Speaking of Halloween, it is no surprise that Blue Blood did it up beautifully deathrock with a spiderwebs and pumpkins spread of deathrock style icon Razor Candi. Blue Blood has a free SFW Halloween gallery and a free NSFW Halloween gallery. Nobody does gothic pinups better than Blue Blood.
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The blogsphere lit up today because Diginfo TV released a video on the kiss transmission device from Kajimoto Laboratory. Kajimoto Laboratory is working on a number of products intended to, as they put it, “hack human function [and] enrich human culture by interface design”. What could be more enriching than being able to send a kiss to someone far away, without leaving the comfort of your own home. Or favorite coffeehouse. Or parents’ home. The Diginfo TV video is interesting, but not especially hot. I assume the demo presenter is a scientist and he suggests that recordings of celebrity kisses on the device would be popular. I’m thinking they might want to spend a little bit of their grant money on getting some videos of some really kissable lips using their machine interface. For example, my thumbnail here features Dana Dark’s delicious lips from GothicSluts.com.
May 112011
Any woman who sports Star Wars and Dark Crystal tattoos is good in my book. Spooky black cats optional but nice. High quality ink artwork a must. Add lots and lots of bloody naked vampire goodness and I’m all over it.
Forrest Black and Amelia G photographed Halloween Jen for this Gothic Sluts update and it is just really nice work. Assuming you are good with hot nude girls drooling (reportedly vanilla-flavored) blood.
May 082011
Yesterday, Gothic.net posed the question: “How long before the fat guy in the goth club has a big cross grease-painted across his whole face?” Today, Gothic.net posted a series of movie posters from the forthcoming Priest movie. Embarrassingly enough, I think these are pretty hot. If the next wave of goth bois can’t resist drawing crosses on their faces, that might not be a bad thing at all. Of course, it will help matters if they look like Paul Bettany. It really is kind of a good look, though, isn’t it. If you can get excited about a warrior priest who combats vampires. Which apparently I can. I do think that the anti-defamation league from True Blood really might need to get on all this vampire hate people seem comfortable with these days, but that is another issue entirely.
Apr 202011
I’d usually be concerned if a friend of mine told me he was dating a girl who listed her turn-ons as “Klowns, facepaint, carnivals, JUGGALOS, tattoos, piercings, creativity, lol and guys that arent afraid to throw me around”. Darned if Wickid Klowness 420 is not one very attractive woman nonetheless. She manages to make juggalo clown makeup super sexy. She jumps on cam, with her big smile, sexy gothic punk little outfits, surprisingly sexy clown makeup, colorful hair, and a marijuana pipe she regularly sparks up. Wickid Klowness 420 says her band covers Insane Clown Posse and Marilyn Manson in concert. On cam, she enjoys toys, rubber, sexy strip dancing, and, of course, juggalette paint.
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Apr 152011
I’ve been enjoying the uptick in urban fantasy and paranormal romance the past few years. While text representations of sexy fae folk have been impressive lately, visual representations still lag behind. I’m really impressed by this most recent Blue Blood update where famous gothic chanteuse Evelyne Bennu is made up like one of Brian and Wendy Froud’s fairies. The Blue Blood blog has a beautiful sample image from the series, but the whole set on Erotic Fandom has 30 or 40 images. Usually, when artists bother to do more elaborate costuming like this, they make one or two images, so it is all the more special that Blue Blood’s Amelia G and Forrest Black shot a whole series.
Obscuria has wonderful text to go with their product line. Obscuria describes my favorite mask from their site: “After Lady Synthestruct polishes off her pint of nightly brandy from the steam powered liquor atomizer, she passes through the richly colored sitting room and makes way towards the hangar, where a patchwork hot air balloon awaits for mysterious Victorian adventure. A brass riveted rust colored leather Steampunk mask, with black leather accents. Two brass and mesh cylinders protrude about one inch out of the mask and are curiously decadent. Dual straps with brass buckles finish off the design, with a slightly padded nose bridge inside of the mask for added comfort.” As an added plus, Obscuria manages to have a personal feel while still offering same day shipping on these masks.
Aug 292009
I actually saw some of this shoot in one of the recent issues of Marquis magazine in the Big in America section Blue Blood’s Amelia G and Forrest Black put together. I hadn’t realized the whole sets of Vampirabat are now posted in the Blue Blood VIP members area. Vampirabat is a really classic gothic vampire beauty. Worth viewing every shot of her.
Aug 122009
All I had to do was mention that many fanboys at the Comic Con were disgustingly sweaty from the extreme heat and that a lot of people showed up in steampunk costumes. That was all I had to do to induce dozens of people to send me emails with a link to Goths in Hot Weather. GothsInHotWeather is one of those ironic sites where they obsess about something while claiming not to really like it or care about it. Sort of like Perez Hilton. In case this was not painfully apparently already, the site addresses the issue of some gothic attire being a poor fit for overly warm weather. Humorous concept and domain, but it sort of states the obvious.
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Aug 032009
AltPorn.net has a bunch of new writers since last I kept up. One is Beda Hoydenish who just did an interview with the inspirational Amelia G about her new AmeliaG.com site and the state of altporn.
My favorite part of the interview is where Beda Hoydenish’s question about the origins of the Blue Blood moniker lead to Amelia G explaining some of her manifesto and you have to admire someone who still finds important things to say with breasts in her face: “The name Blue Blood is sort of a play on words with the blood for vampires and gothic spookyness and the blue meaning erotic as in blue movies, but the blue blood phrase overall connoting a certain tastefulness and strength. Especially in 1992, when I founded Blue Blood, it was very common for alt-identified people to feel like they had to accept second class citizen status. So the strength aspect is really important to the core manifesto for me. The most important message I would like readers or members to get from Blue Blood is that purple hair or tattoos or having kinky sex or otherwise living flamboyantly does not mean you are not entitled to the rewards of the larger society.”
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