alf hollywood squares xxxJohn Davidson is probably most recognizable to Sexy Fandom readers for his role in Edward Scissorhands, where he played (in not much of a reach) a television host. He is probably best known in general for hosting Hollywood Squares through much of the 1980′s. (I kind of liked him in Coffee, Tea or Me?, but I digress.)

Some time in the 80′s, John Davidson did a stunt where he dared ALF to come host his show. Way to get replaced by a puppet alien furball. So, when Hustler made This Aint Hollywood Squares XXX, they were being historically accurate by putting a porno guy in an ALF suit for some furry sex.

charlotte julene pornobearzGod’s Girls just keeps coming with the bottomless furries. In this photographic series, there are, not one, but two women with bear heads and (naked) girl bodies. And the naked bear girls are playing the Parker Brothers Monopoly board game. I could wish that the explicit portion of this pornobearz shoot was as fabulous as the opening and I did want to know who won that game of Monopoly. The opener on this with the two bikini-clad bears playing Monopoly is just genius surreal fun.

Parker Brothers is an American success story. Founded in the late 1800′s by game designer George S. Parker, the company was responsible for most major board games, including Risk, Sorry, Clue, and, of course, Monopoly. So that more than a hundred years later naked girls would have what to play while wearing giant bear heads.

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gods girls bearly legalI just wanted to make sure I had mentioned I found another site with naked girl furries. The kind with sexy progressively nakeder girl bodies and giant animal heads. The kind where it is totally reasonable to make barely legal puns about them being bearly legal.

If a model named Sarah puts on a bear head and rubs a teddy bear on her bare pudenda, does that make her more of a furry or a plushie? These are the sorts of questions which keep everyone up at night, right? Right?

gods girls charlie panda survival guide furriesI found another site with naked girl furries on it! The site is called God’s Girls and their most recent photography posted features a girl named Charlie, reading a book on how to survive a zombie attack, and wearing a giant panda head. I repeat, wearing a giant panda head!

I love the combination of a kind of regular (human) sexy outfit with a distinctly not regular (animal) head. Love furries but also like naked girls? Here is what you’ve been looking for. Bonus points if you have been carefully prepping for the zombie apocalypse yourself.

Sam Sugar, of Sugar Bank and related fame, is a very funny man. His post yesterday on 10 Lies Pornographers Tell had me in stitches. I was particularly amused by “1. Porn stars are breaking into the mainstream” and “9. Art Porn,” the latter of which included the beautiful explanation “Bach was a better composer than Yanni, and Monet was a better painter than Thomas Kincaid. If you disagree that’s not an opinion, it’s proof you’re an imbecile.” Now I’ve seen art which I felt appealed to the prurient interest, or at least made me wet, and I’ve seen adult material which I felt attained a higher level.

But naturally the debate in the comments section on SugarBank is not about the nature of art. The debate is about “8. Alt Porn. Traditionally porn performers get paid a fixed daily rate, don’t get any residual pay and have no real control over the product they’re in. The product itself features skinny white girls from the flyover states who get hired because of how they look and how they fuck. Or is that alt-porn? Janine’s been rocking tatts and attitude for a decade while raising two kids without ever being labeled ‘alt’ anything, while ‘alt porn’ darling Joanna Angel recently said on camera “…does the fact I’ll let any stranger cum on my face but won’t fuck a black guy make me a racist?” Er… yes it does Joanna. A tattoo and a bad dye-job is not going to upset ‘the system’ and the ‘alternative’ to traditional porn is independence, control and new ideas not haircuts, piercings and hip records.” But what about a really good tattoo and a really good dye job?

But the debate isn’t about how good a dye job it would take to facilitate true change. Someone named FurryGirl starts going off about how she disrespects her affiliates and mainstream porn. Never mind that on her site she openly states that the only photographers she would work with are those “emailing from a major adult entertainment company.” On SugarBank, she continues to slag everyone within striking distance with “don’t get me started on how painfully cliche most of the photography is on goth/punk porn sites. Haven’t we all had enough of pale goth chicks licking knives menacingly or masturbating in cemeteries?” First off, I will never get enough of pale goth chicks with weapons or tombstones. Secondly, I’ve seen a good number of what would count as the goth or punk porn sites on the web and I’ve never seen a set of someone actually masturbating in a graveyard. This suggests to me that, at the very least, the execution of such sets can hardly be trite, them not existing and all. So Forrest Black from gothic punk erotica icon Blue Blood jumps into the fray stating that FurryGirl “can kinda fuck off” and “There is an air of irreverent DIY independence connoted by the ‘altporn’ term or label, and I simply can’t accept the idea that traditional corporate product can live up to that notion. Then again, I think that term was originally coined by corporate interests eager to exploit the tattooed and pierced teen market space.”

Once the dust settled, Sam Sugar and Forrest Black had agreed that Janine Lindenmuller and Belladonna have got it going on and the brilliantly insightful Sam Sugar had coined the expression altsploitation, saying, “just like blacksploitation movies had little to do with changing the role, or perception, of blacks in Hollywood. Alt is only as ‘alt’ as the system that produces it and most of it’s as mainstream as anything.”

And I’m left really annoyed that FurryGirl is just a girl from the amateur porn niche who only shaves a little bit and not, as I’d hoped from her moniker, a women who has sex in a colorful furry animal costume.

While the text on this free video clip gallery mentions something about orally ministering to large male organs, Cherry Potter seems to be all girl-on-girl action here.

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Stuffed toys, normally some kind of animal. The teddy bear is the most prolific example and the Mattel Meeko being maybe the most infamous.

This name is usually used for objects of interest for plushophiles and is often associated with Furry fandom.

Also associated are stuffed reditions of Anime or Manga characters.

A plushophile is a person who has a paraphilia for large soft furry toys, or plushies. However, a plushophile does not always have to have such an attraction to fall under this category. A loving relationship with a plushie may also indicate a plushophile. (via Wikipedia)

What is up with the Furry Posts? I just saw the infamous furry episode of CSI on DVD and it brought this particular subgenre of fandom to mind. The Las Vegas Crime Scene Investigators have to figure out how a man in a cute racoon suit ended up dead and they descend into an oddly dark little corner of fictional furry fandom to find out what actually happened. I wanna make it with Sexy Kitty too. But only in the costume of course.

I believe that brilliant writer Jerry Stahl is largely responsible for this bit of furry depravity being on CSI. Jerry Stahl is probably best known for the movie Permanent Midnight which was based on his autobiographical account of his battles with heroin and addiction. He also wrote the science fiction porn cult classic Cafe Flesh under the name Herbert W. Day.

I love when a great TV show like this comes out on DVD because I get to enjoy it without all the scheduling nuisances of regular television. This particular episode of CSI is called Fur and Loathing in Las Vegas which is pretty much the wittiest name ever for a show like that. I heartily recommend picking up the CSI – Fourth Season DVD which includes Fur and Loathing in Las Vegas.

CSI – the Complete First Season, CSI – Season 2, and CSI – Crime Scene Investigation, The Complete Third Season are also all available now on DVD. I went with the econo option and just bought the complete box set with all four seasons of all the existing episodes on DVD.

Let me back up a bit and define what a furry is for you all.

Furry is a colloquial term used to indicate a particular category of fictional anthropomorphic animal. Put simply, a furry is a funny animal taken “seriously” for the benefit of an adult audience. Usage of the term furry is limited almost exclusively to members of furry fandom or other cultural groups aware of furry fandom; it is not widely used in mainstream circles. The term furry is also sometimes used to refer to a furry fan.

Furry fandom is a category (or sub-genre) of fantasy dedicated to anthropomorphics: fictional animal characters given human personalities and characteristics (see furry for more details). It originated as a fusion of science fiction, comic book, and animation fandom during the 1980s. It has thrived and grown, evolving into its own branch of fandom and finding adherents all over the world – enough that they may be regarded as forming a subculture. Furry fandom has a large presence on the Internet, and many furry conventions in North America and Europe are held every year, the largest being Anthrocon in Philadelphia in July. Further Confusion, held in San Jose, California each January, is almost as large and the total number of people attending such conventions exceeded 6142 in 2003. In 2004, 19 such conventions will take place around the world. The original furry convention was the now-defunct Confurence, based in southern California.

Furry fans, sometimes referred to as furries or furs for short, are eager for more material than is available from mainstream publishers. The demand is filled by fellow fans – amateur to professional artists, writers, and publishers who produce drawings, paintings, stories, independent comic books, fanzines, Web sites and even small press books. Fans with craft skills put together their own stuffed plush furry toys, sometimes referred to as plushies, or build elaborate furry costumes called fursuits (with features such as ears, fur, long tails, moving jaws, and even animatronics) and dress up in them for fun, or to participate in convention masquerades, dances or fund raising charity events. Charitable works are a tradition in furry fandom; many conventions feature an auction or fundraising event with the proceeds often going to an animal-related charity. In 2002, furry fans at Anthrocon raised over $13,000 for Canine Partners For Life, a group which trains and places assistance dogs for people with disabilities. Further Confusion has raised over $34,000 for various charitable beneficiaries over its 5 year history.

Some furry fans create furry personas (imaginary characters based on their own personalities) by which they become widely known in the fandom. A yearning to explore self-identity is common among these fans. They may write stories centered on their characters, build or commission fursuits so they can “come to life” as their character, commission artwork, or engage in role-playing sessions on one of the many furry-themed MUDs on the Internet, the oldest of which is FurryMUCK. When such furry fans meet one another in person, they may be more familiar with one another’s online personas than with their real identities. (via Wikipedia)

Because “funny-animal” characters are often used in children’s entertainment, furry fandom has long faced a dilemma that has caused numerous arguments and divisions within the fandom. A large number of furry fans are adults who enjoy themes that are generally considered unsuitable for children (which parallels other fandoms, such as science fiction and horror). In particular, the fandom possesses a thriving pornographic element, which furry fans refer to as yiff or spooge. Fans supporting unrestricted content in furry fandom (including a wide range of adult-oriented material) are constantly opposed by fans who seek a “cleaning up” of the fandom in order to present a more family-oriented image to the general public. In some cases furry fans have expressed that this task is more of a trial than anything else, as they maintain that the media coverage of the fandom has in some instances damaged its reputation by casting it in a more deviant light than it deserves. Opponents of the adult element of the fandom generally claim that the pornography makes up a disproportionately large amount of the fandom, and estimates of the relative amount of adult content present in the furry fandom vary widely. (via Wikipedia)

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