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Shrek Penetrates Entourage Prostitute

Jul 062006

Okay, I probably was not really bought out by the Sci Fi Channel. Most likely, I was just annoyed at the way people are trending towards a repulsively mercenary attitude. Like they think doing anything for the joy of it is stupid. That stuff just sort of discouraged me for a while.

But this weekend Entourage had a character insert a highly collectible Shrek doll into a hooker. I couldn’t let that pass without mentioning it. Still viewable on HBO On Demand this week. Now that’s quality television.

Jeremy Piven is Brilliant in his Entourage Role as Ruthless Lovable Agent Ari Gold

Movies

Nov 142005

I’ve been informed that I violated various Los Angeles city ordinances by mentioning HBO’s hit show Entourage without mentioning that Jeremy Piven is brilliant in his role as the Machiavellian talent agent Ari Gold who answers his stylish cell phone with “You’ve got Gold” and whose idea of pillow talk with his wife is, “I’m as hard as R. Kelly at recess.” I’m in Burbank right now, but the same Hollywood rules apply. So please allow me to direct you to, not only the Jeremy Piven official Entourage interview, but also to lhiob.com where you may download the Ari Let’s Hug It Out Bitch ringtone for your cell. You can also check out the LHIOB song which is an oddly catchy yet simultaneously grating edit of samples from the show over a percussive beat. Plus bonus buddy icons and a link to the rooftop golf flash game.

Blonde archer teen posing naked with the bow

Sexy busty brunette nymph in the beautiful costume

Jada Fire, Hustler Jada Fire as Ohura taking on two dicks

Viking Quest

Costuming, Movies

Nov 122005

For those of you who missed the Jesse Jane episode of Entourage, I recommend picking up the series on DVD. The series is set in the milieu of Hollywood hipsters and movie makers. The basic premise is that a young movie star in the making is graduating from indie films to big budget and his less successful actor brother and his two best friends from childhood are along for the ride. The brother is poignantly played by Kevin Dillon, brother of megahottie Matt Dillon. Episode 17, however, takes the star, his brother, his two best friends, and their agent and publicist out of familiar Hollywood surroundings and plunges them into the chaos that is the San Diego Comic Con. In this unfamiliar environment, the less successful older brother Johnny Drama is the star because of his role on a show called Viking Quest. Pornstar Jesse Jane is there to promote a comic book where she and her busty friends appear as the Pussy Patrol. At least for the purposes of this episode of Entourage, she is a fandom girl and is impressed by Drama’s Viking Quest cred and, of course, she “likes” younger brother Vince, placed by megahottie Adrian Grenier. These are her motivations for participating in the aforementioned strap-on exercise intended to convince RJ Spencer Harry Knowles to endorse Vinnie Chase as a fine choice to play Aquaman in the James Cameron epic. Plus, my guess is Jesse Jane is a perv. Sadly, it appears that Viking Quest, Pussy Patrol, and the Aquaman movie are all fictional.

Zenthura Opens

Movies, Web Sites

Nov 112005

The Zathura site features a creative gallery of flash games. More importantly, did any of you see the episode of The Apprentice where one of the supposed businesswomen on the show kept pronouncing Zathura as Zenthura in her presentation to Jon Favreau? Did any of you see the episode of Entourage where pornstar Jesse Jane and two comely friends triple team an aggressively blatant stand-in for Harry Knowles with a strap-on? Harry Knowles being the editor of popular digizine Ain’t it Cool News. Well, Ain’t it Cool News describes Zathura as, “one of those “Kid Again” movies that makes you feel 8 years old as you sit there, eyes agape at the world before you. You marvel at the vast gorgeousness of Saturn, at the fleet of Zorgon ships, at the Stan Winston creature effects and you begin to forget that this floating house ever was rooted on earth, because clearly, it belongs in space. And all the while you’re laughing, because Zathura contains a constant barrage of jokes, some cleverly disguised gags for adults mixed into a healthy amount of bits for all ages.” So, either Zathura is going to be fabulous when it opens today, or Jesse Jane did Jon Favreau a favor and put in a good word with Harry Knowles for him.