Need Coffee is doing a giveaway for the newly released V is for Vendetta DVD. The prize includes a really creepy V mask. I think that mask could provide the opportunity for some really depraved sex roleplay.

According to the UK’s Sun Online reporter James Hyatt, the estate of Dr. Who creator Terry Nation is not amused by the Dalek porno flick which was recently selling on eBay for around thirty pounds. The Abducted by the Daleks DVD apparently includes subdom themed vignettes of Daleks supervising lesbian sex slaves going at it and occasionally groping the girls with their Daleky groping attachments. In the article, Tim Hancock, director of the estate of things long-scarfed, is quoted as declaring “The reason the Daleks are still the most sinister thing in the universe is because they do not make things like porn.” So there you have it. Porn is not sinister because Daleks don’t do it. Or at least they only did it that one time in the 70’s with those hot disco chicks and they blame the ludes and Saturday Night Fever. Drug and Gibb-free, there is no way they would ever have had Dalek relations with those women.

How is it possible that the first lucky thirteen episodes of Tripping the Rift came out on DVD a few weeks ago and I failed to mention it? Perhaps because I was not really updating for a little while there or perhaps because the show is not too awfully good. I admit I might be biased because I might know some people who work on the show. It just seems like TTR should be a tremendous show, yet it seems to miss the mark somehow. There is the brainy but nearly naked fembot hottie who looks like she could definitely beat the Svedka Grl in a screw off. There is the hackeresque teen reptile goth boy who masturbates to net porn. There is the fat warty centaur chick with too few teeth and too many breasts. There is the gold robot who makes C3PO seem like an Adam Carolla fan. The arch enemies are alien clowns. The whole thing is presided over by Chode, a short purple alien with tentacles on his head and it is strongly implied that he regularly inserts multiple head tentacles into the aforementioned hottie robobabe. Okay, the show is not as go0d as it should be. The alien clowns would make any good juggalo (not to be confused with juggies) cringe and the plots are beyond lame. But the show is so conceptually funny that it is watchable anyway. You can view the trailer at this link.