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The internet enables some remarkable human interactions. Cam girl Darth Star was named by her high tipper last month. For her 21st birthday, she is using a light sabre in every orifice with, of course, the Star Wars theme song playing in the background. Darth Star is aces in my book. She is apparently going [...]
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The Galactic Empire Times reports Obi-Wan Kenobi Is Dead, Vader Says. This hilariously genius article kicks off saying, “Obi-Wan Kenobi, the mastermind of some of the most devastating attacks on the Galactic Empire and the most hunted man in the galaxy, was killed in a firefight with Imperial forces near Alderaan, Darth Vader announced on [...]
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Obviously Star Wars is the best movie of all time and Darth Vader is the sexiest leading man of all time. Which means it deserves to be commemorated with observances more auspicious than a lisping pun. Get it? May the 4th [insert poor enunciation] May the Force . . . The whole May the 4th/May [...]
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It is no secret that I have a huge-errific Darth Vader fetish. I’m not promising to start blogging again regularly, but I just had to mention this Darth Vader Sith Lord bank robber tidbit Amelia G from Blue Blood brought to my attention. A man robbed a Long Island branch of Chase wearing a Darth [...]
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Tonight is the Star Wars episode of The Apprentice. For those of you who have not taken note of anything not sf-related in the last couple of years, The Apprentice is a reality show starring Donald Trump. He and two of his top executives, George Ross and Carolyn Kepcher, judge a group of eighteen potential [...]
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The original, the one, the only: Coming to a home near you is the newest release of Playskool’s Mr. Potato Head, featuring none other than Darth Vader as Darth Tater! Playskool is proud to announce the launch of the new character, Darth Tater. Discover all kinds of mix ‘n match, Mr. Potato Head fun with [...]
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It probably goes without saying that, if I were to purchase an Aurora: Star Wars Edition, it would most likely be the Dark Side version with sexy Darth all over it. Now that I think about it, wouldn’t it have been hot to have Ewan MacGregor be Darth?
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