Have you ever wondered if Miss Piggy and Kermit are Twilight fans and like to roleplay human on vampire hot action sex? Have you ever wondered if Miss Piggy is a big Twihard and Kermit humors her vampire and werewolf fetish with threesomes with Rowlf? Well, Jason Segal has. Does that make Jason Segal a furry? Feltie? Gothic.net just posted a Muppets Twilight spoof picture gallery.
Nov 182011
Have you ever fantasized about The Joker from Batman sexily restraining you. With duct tape. In a big bathtub. While you are dressed as Alice in Wonderland? Well, you are in luck because, apparently, the good people at Blue Blood have too.
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May 042011
Obviously Star Wars is the best movie of all time and Darth Vader is the sexiest leading man of all time. Which means it deserves to be commemorated with observances more auspicious than a lisping pun. Get it? May the 4th [insert poor enunciation] May the Force . . . The whole May the 4th/May the Force pun is apparently officially sanctioned or perhaps even comes from Skywalker Ranch in the first place. But it is just wrong. Okay, I’m done now.
May 012011
Here is the thing about the internet: No matter what the thing is, somebody somewhere made porn for it and somebody somewhere made sure that got online. So have you ever fantasized about Oompa Loompa porn? Usually, this would be my cue to say, “me either” . . . in an ironic way. But, in this case, really, me neither. Once you hear the idea, though, you kind of have to look.
Oompa Loompa, do-ba-dee-doo,
I’ve got a perfect puzzle for you.
Oompa Loompa, do-ba-dee-dee,
If you are wise you’ll listen to me.
What do you get when you guzzle down sweets?
Eating as much as an elephant eats.
What are you at getting terribly fat?
What do you think will come of that?
I don’t like the look of it
Oompa Loompa do-ba-dee-da,
Given good manners you will go far.
You will live in happiness too,
Like the oompa loompa do-ba-dee-doo.
Do-ba-dee-doo
Oompa Loompa, do-ba-dee-doo,
I’ve got another puzzle for you.
Oompa Loompa, do-ba-da-dee,
If you are wise you’ll listen to me.
Gum chewing’s fine when it’s once in a while.
It stops you from smoking and brightens your smile.
But it’s repulsive revolting and wrong.
Chewing and chewing all day long.
The way that a cow does
Oompa Loompa do-ba-dee-da,
Given good manners you will go far.
You will live in happiness too,
Like the oompa loompa do-ba-dee-doo.
Oompa Loompa doompadee doo
I’ve got another puzzle for you
Oompa Loompa doompadee dee
If you are wise you will listen to me
Who do you blame when your kid is a brat
Pampered and spoiled like a Siamese cat?
Blaming the kids is a lion of shame
You know exactly who’s to blame:
The mother and the father!
Oompa Loompa doompadee dah
If you’re not spoiled then you will go far
You will live in happiness too
Like the Oompa Loompa doompadee do
Oompa Loompa doompadee doo
I’ve got another puzzle for you
Oompa Loompa doompadah dee
If you are wise you’ll listen to me
What do you get from a glut of TV?
A pain in the neck and an IQ of three
Why don’t you try simply reading a book?
Or could you just not bear to look?
You’ll get no
You’ll get no
You’ll get no
You’ll get no
You’ll get no commercials
Oompa Loompa Doompadee Dah
If you’re not greedy you will go far
You will live in happiness too
Like the Oompa
Oompa Loompa doompadee do
Apr 292011
I came across this Darth Vader cosplay shoot from God’s Girls. The thing about Star Wars cosplay (especially naked Star Wars cosplay) is that it is like pizza, even when it is not very good, it is still kind of awesome.
Jesse Angelo shot a number of the UGO images of gentlewomen rocking Princess Leia slave bikinis. Apparently, he knows how to get the Stormtroopers down and dirty too. Jesse Angelo has also shot for Blizzard, Comic Book Resource, Electronic Gaming Monthly, Wired, and MTV. The photographer says his interests include “cryptozoology, astrology, conspiracies, plants, and psychic mediums.”
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Apr 252011
Fleur is a psychology student. She likes to chat about science fiction, fantasy, and mystery fiction. She lives in Estonia. In a funny way, all the cyberpunk interconnected computer network futures imagined failed to really predict the cam phenomenon. Even though the tech is very much a present-day thing, the idea that you can chat with a college girl in Estonia about the most recent fantasy novel you read on your Kindle . . . well, it still seems very like a postcard from the future.
Apr 232011
Most readers of my blog are probably aware that Jaina Proudmoore is the most badass human sorceress in all of Azeroth. (If you don’t play World of Warcraft, you may just want to click straight to the naked girls portion of the show.) Now Jaina Proudmore might not have been as lucky in love with Prince Arthas as she wanted and she might have daddy issues with orc-scourge Grand Admiral Daelin Proudmoore, but Jain is one fine woman.
Jaina the cam girl is already obviously awesome because she gets her name from WOW. Jaina’s come-on to visitors in her free chat room is, “hey, my sweet nerds! let’s have fun! The nights are so chilly on this planet… what does turn me on? Music and World of Warcraft. Have you heard of the Exodar? I will show you the Sexodar!” Any cam girl who wants to show fellow travelers the Sexodar is good in my book of spells. Word is she strips down and gets to it quite briskly in private chat as well.
Apr 222011
I confess that I usually find Tumblr blogs poorly-considered and dull. Most Tumblr bloggers just post random things they find from around they web. They have no theme and no credits and no reason anyone but themselves should be interested.
Hot Chicks in Batman Shirts, however, is an inspired Tumblr blog. You wouldn’t realize that there were that many entertaining pics on the web of the bustier sex rocking the Bat signal. But, oh, there are.
Apr 212011
Speaking of chicks in chainmail, Blue Blood’s Amelia G has an image in her portfolio of Justine Joli in chainmail. The whole very very nice artistic black and white set is on Erotic Fandom.
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Apr 172011
UGO has a gallery of chicks in chainmail collected from around the web. I wish they linked where they got the images from, but it is a nicely varied collection. Got to love photographs of chicks in chainmail.
Apr 162011
This year’s Monsterpalooza was a fun time for seeing friends from monster film and television. What they did best this year was really represent the special effects makeup side of things. This may be partly due to the influence of SyFy’s Face Off success. There were also a lot of people in great costumes, including some very unusual hot girls. The LA Weekly has a nice gallery of images from the show up now. I wish they had a thumbnail view for their newer galleries, but this one is still worth looking through.
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