As is so often the case, the Japanese manage to embody creepy cyberpunk with the gadgets produced for that market. What use would a disembodied hand accessory for your iPhone be? Well, you could pretend to hold hands with someone who was on the line. You could put the hand between your legs, in between bouts of sexting. Don’t get me wrong, if I got one of these hands as a gift, I would probably use this for what it is most likely intended. It is just that these creepy iPhone love hands actually exist.
Aug 202011
Jun 042011
A couple days ago, I covered the kiss transmission device from Kajimoto Laboratories here. The good scientists at Kajimoto Laboratories are looking to hack and replicate more of the tactile human experience than mere kissing.
The group also is working on something called the Sense-Roid which provides mechanical hugs. Their headless lovebots have artificial musculature and vibrators in the torso area, in order to replicate the feeling of being hugged. Their web site has a number of appealing photos for this machine, showing people looking awfully pleased to be hugging a robot. The bots respond to hugging from a human and are intended to give a person some of the benefits of hugging, which will provide huggers “a sense of ease coming from emotions such as belief, security and love” and hopefully “enlighten people about the value of caressing”.
I kind of want one of these.
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Jun 032011
Sensi Pearl is living out one heck of a fantasy in this recent effing machines shoot. The trusty old Fuckzilla Batteries Not Included sexbot has received a fabulous tentacle graft and is very ready to show this ballerina a good time. I want one.
The blogsphere lit up today because Diginfo TV released a video on the kiss transmission device from Kajimoto Laboratory. Kajimoto Laboratory is working on a number of products intended to, as they put it, “hack human function [and] enrich human culture by interface design”. What could be more enriching than being able to send a kiss to someone far away, without leaving the comfort of your own home. Or favorite coffeehouse. Or parents’ home. The Diginfo TV video is interesting, but not especially hot. I assume the demo presenter is a scientist and he suggests that recordings of celebrity kisses on the device would be popular. I’m thinking they might want to spend a little bit of their grant money on getting some videos of some really kissable lips using their machine interface. For example, my thumbnail here features Dana Dark’s delicious lips from GothicSluts.com.
Apr 122011
Cams and cam shows and cam girls were all the rage in the late 1990′s. Futurists should have known that everything old eventually becomes new again, just with better gadgets. So a roleplaying fetishist like the sexy Amber Lily will have higher resolution or voice or HD or cam2cam or all of the above in her cam shows now than she would have ten years ago, but, on some level, what human beings want is eternal:
At the end of the day, we all want the same thing. Ultimately, it is all about getting a man in a Darth Vader outfit or a woman in a Princess Leia bikini.
Apr 072011
Erotic Fandom is pretty much the best site on the net for sci fi costume erotica. I first came across Blue Blood in magazine form at a convention, so it makes sense that, if anybody was going to find the makers of functional steampunk ray gun vibrators and shoot a beauty like Nicotine using them, well, it pretty much had to be Blue Blood.
Blue Blood credits the leather gears corset by Brute Force Studios and the sweet ray gun from Lady Clankington. Good concept, good photography, good girl, good corset, good toy, nice creative work all around.
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Apr 052011
The fans at Doll Forum pointed out that my article about anime artificial women hookers now links to an unfortunate site. DollNoMori.com now mirrors something called Unity Restored. Unity Restored is a site run by anti-pornography Catholics who wish to help others stop viewing online porn.
What I found most interesting about Unity Restored was their listed stats about women using online pr0n and acting out on it. Unity Restored says, “70% of women keep their cyber activities secret. 17% of all women struggle with pornography addiction. Women, far more than men, are likely to act out their behaviors in real life, such as having multiple partners, casual sex, or affairs. Women favor chat rooms 2X more than men. 9.4 million women access adult web sites each month. Women admitting to accessing pornography at work 13%” I hope the women these Catholics know are not admitting their use of company computers to their managers, but I think the digital missionaries might be right about women being more likely to act on and live out their sexual fantasies. Whether this is a good thing or a bad thing is up for debate.
Sep 082009
Cat Fight Gangbang has a much grosser but potentially hotter take on Clockwork Orange than Kate. Their scenario is one where a gang of girl droogs surprise a robber who thought she would be the only one looking to rob the museum. Then the droogies gangbang the robber, played by Chelsie Rae. The museum looks a lot like a suburban living room with its generic beige carpet, but the six Clockwork Orange style gang girls get into gangbanging Chelsie in a way you won’t see in every suburban living room. The toys are ridiculously huge and there is a refreshing enthusiasm in these scenes on both the parts of the violator and the violated.
Aug 312009
On this date in 1897, Thomas edison patented the Kinetoscope, the first movie projector. (via Wikipedia) Just a little over a hundred years ago, there was, not only no such thing as television, but no such thing as movies even. Although the science fiction of the day imagined space travel, television and its impact on society were just too freaky to be conceived of in advance.
Obscuria has wonderful text to go with their product line. Obscuria describes my favorite mask from their site: “After Lady Synthestruct polishes off her pint of nightly brandy from the steam powered liquor atomizer, she passes through the richly colored sitting room and makes way towards the hangar, where a patchwork hot air balloon awaits for mysterious Victorian adventure. A brass riveted rust colored leather Steampunk mask, with black leather accents. Two brass and mesh cylinders protrude about one inch out of the mask and are curiously decadent. Dual straps with brass buckles finish off the design, with a slightly padded nose bridge inside of the mask for added comfort.” As an added plus, Obscuria manages to have a personal feel while still offering same day shipping on these masks.
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Aug 092009
Ani Niow, of One Letter Wonder, says she can’t fathom why she would get placed in the steampunk area at Maker Faire. I think I can fathom it. Victorian women, living in such a repressed society, used to get vapors where they would swoon and be out of it. Doctors could often treat the vapors by putting the women on huge vibrating machines until they felt better. Ani Niow has made a much more compact steam-powered vibrator and she says it is really better to run it off of compressed air, as the steam makes her model get extremely hot to the touch. The guts of the vibrator feature one of the “world’s smallest Tesla turbines created out of brass and Dremel cutoff discs”. She explains the genesis of her creation: “this is it. this is what happens when you’re an engineering student with a minor in sexuality and you find yourself funemployed.”
Jul 182006
If you are going to build the perfect Frankenstein-style woman from cloned cells and spare parts, Biotech Hobbyist magazine recommends the Scientific Surplus site. I know you were wondering where the heck you were going to find a reasonably-priced incubator, given that the alternative is to keep your skin cultures on your body at all times, and that is just gross. Scientic Surplus explains their service: “Scientific Surplus sells and services high quality new, used and refurbished equipment for laboratories. We provide a wide variety of general laboratory items and are experts in the pharmaceutical and biotech fields. We are your source for fermenters, bioreactors, centrifuges, shakers, incubators and related lab equipment. Scientific Surplus offers equipment from leading manufacturers that is tested, serviced or rebuilt to perform to original specifications. Every piece that we refurbish is guaranteed to perform to your satisfaction. With over 20 years of experience in providing service to commercial and research labs, our principals have earned a reputation for the utmost dependability and integrity. Use our Free Equipment Locator Service to help you find specific items for your lab. We purchase laboratory instruments and buy entire contents of labs. Contact us for all your equipment needs.” They don’t explicitly state that you should contact them if you are growing glow-in-the-dark undifferentiated flesh to dip your balls in, but it is implied in the word “needs.” (via Biotech Hobbyist)
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