If you are going to build the perfect Frankenstein-style woman from cloned cells and spare parts, Biotech Hobbyist magazine recommends the Scientific Surplus site. I know you were wondering where the heck you were going to find a reasonably-priced incubator, given that the alternative is to keep your skin cultures on your body at all times, and that is just gross. Scientic Surplus explains their service: “Scientific Surplus sells and services high quality new, used and refurbished equipment for laboratories. We provide a wide variety of general laboratory items and are experts in the pharmaceutical and biotech fields. We are your source for fermenters, bioreactors, centrifuges, shakers, incubators and related lab equipment. Scientific Surplus offers equipment from leading manufacturers that is tested, serviced or rebuilt to perform to original specifications. Every piece that we refurbish is guaranteed to perform to your satisfaction. With over 20 years of experience in providing service to commercial and research labs, our principals have earned a reputation for the utmost dependability and integrity. Use our Free Equipment Locator Service to help you find specific items for your lab. We purchase laboratory instruments and buy entire contents of labs. Contact us for all your equipment needs.” They don’t explicitly state that you should contact them if you are growing glow-in-the-dark undifferentiated flesh to dip your balls in, but it is implied in the word “needs.” (via Biotech Hobbyist)

Biotech Hobbyist magazine already offers online instructions for growing human skin, but now they are gearing up to help you figure out what to do with your vat of flesh. From the Biotech Hobbyist web site: “What to do? There are endless things to do with skin-do you want to make it glow in the dark? Do you want it to talk directly to your computer by interfacing it with silicon? Of course you do! The next project installments will explain how to splice in an amplified Great Star coral gene that will make your tissue glow cyan under UV light.” Yes, how can I make blob-like clones of my parts glow in the dark and post personals ads to the web? (via Mars Dust)

Anzen Senshi supposedly translates from Japanese to English as “Safety Warrior.” No idea if this is accurate, but I noticed these robot-themed condoms on Slashdong and I could not rest until I found where to buy them. Now that my primary prophylactic mission is accomplished, I may address my secondary goal of making sure as many people as possible are aware of their options for robot penis wear. Amen to the thought that clearly anyone who thinks otaku get no play are mistaken. Apparently they just don’t use birth control, unless a mecha robot transformer monster tells them to.

Weightless Flight (also known as Parabolic Flight) is achieved aboard ZERO-G’s Boeing 727 aircraft named G-FORCE ONE. Weightlessness is achieved by flying G-FORCE ONE through a parabolic flight maneuver. Specially trained pilots fly these maneuvers between approximately 24,000 and 34,000 feet altitude. Each parabola takes 10 miles of airspace to perform and lasts approximately one minute from start to finish.

The maneuver is somewhat like a roller coaster in that the plane is initially pulled up to approximately 45 degrees ‘nose high’. Next the plane is ‘pushed over’ the top to reach the zero-gravity segment of the parabolas. For the next 25 - 30 seconds everything in the plane is weightless. At approximately 30 degrees ‘nose low’ a gentle pull-out is started which allows the Flyers to stabilize on the aircraft floor. Finally, the g-force is increased smoothly to about 1.8 g’s until the aircraft reaches a flight altitude of 24,000 feet. The maneuver is then repeated.

The weightlessness experienced by everyone inside the airplane is actually equivalent to the type of “free fall” you experience when sky diving. In this case however, the body of the aircraft surrounds you and protects you from the on-rushing wind. At the end of the free fall period, the aircraft also scoops you up and carries you back up to the top of the arc to begin the free fall process again.

In addition to achieving zero-g or weightlessness, G-FORCE ONE can also fly a parabola designed to offer Lunar (1/6th) or Martian (1/3rd) gravity. These reduced gravity environments are also created with a modified parabola that is not quite as steep as zero gravity parabola. (via gozerog.com)

I have heard that you don’t count as rich until you own your own jet. Well real estate tycoon Robert Bigelow is raising the bar. He has committed five hundred million dollars towards attempting to make my dream of zero gee sex come true. Technically, the owner of the Budget Suites hotel chain has so far only funded the launch of a space-faring Russky balloon, but it is a scientifically important balloon in the journey towards creating the first commercial space station, which is the ultimate goal of Bigelow Aerospace. (via AP on Yahoo)

The modern waffle has its origins in the late middle ages. Waffle irons consisted of two metal plates connected by a hinge, each plate was connected to a wooden arm. Some plates had imprinted designs such as a coat-of-arms or landscape, while some had the now-familiar honeycomb/gridiron pattern. The iron was placed over a fire and would need to be flipped manually to cook both sides of the waffle. These irons were used to produce a variety of different flat, unleavened cakes (usually from a mixture of barley and oats, not the white flour used today). Some were rolled into a horn or tube, others were left flat. In many cities, waffles were sold off carts by street vendors. Judging from extant illustrations, these vendors gave people their money’s worth, as the waffles in question were about the size of a small pizza, although there was a hidden cost: because of stone grinding methods, there was so much grit in flour that teeth were often worn to the gum-line by middle age.

In medieval French, the term for this pastry was “oublie” (from Latin “oblata”), sold by “oubloyeurs” in the streets of Paris and other major cities. (via Wikipedia)

Alienware’s new leader is Austin’s favorite college dropout, Michael Dell. According to a press release on the Dell site yesterday, Dell has confirmed their intent to acquire Alienware, the computer gaming system company which brought us all the nifty Star Wars pimped out boxes. The plan is for Alienware to continue to operate as a somewhat independent entity, while enjoying the advantages of Dell’s economies of scale. Dell claims to sell more computer systems than any other company in the world and is number twenty-eight on the Fortune 500. Those cyberpunk day traders among you will find that the NASDAQ symbol for Alienware’s new daddy is pleasingly predictably DELL.

It is time to make resolutions for the new year. I have not decided on mine yet. Besides lose weight of course. But I’m thinking about resolving to make it to the next Robot Project at EXPO in Aichi, Japan. The Japanese are quite pervy by American standards, but I actually believe they will create and distribute robots with more functionality than simple human sex partner replacement. For example, they are working on robots which can clean, take out the trash, complete art projects, dance, and take care of kids and the elderly. Happy New Year.

I seem to have spent much of this holiday season on the topic of constructed lovers. I’ve touched on dolls, robots, and androids, and the boxes Daleks travel in which are practically the same thing, and other mechanisms for sexual delight. There is something about making love to inanimate objects which seems very appropriate for this materialistic time of year. An interesting aspect of these gadgets which I have noticed is that the ones for women tend to be very functional but not very attractive. The machines for men tend to have much attention paid to appearance, but, when it comes to the act, they just lie there and the guy has to do all the work. No wonder the world needs Real Doll surgery experts. The Roboraptor can play “tug-of-war games” so I’m thinking I should have been more imaginative when making my Winter Solstice pagan desires list. Check out the video clips at this Roboraptor shopping link and tell me those women don’t look like they need to get laid. If there is one thing in life which can be depended upon, it is that human beings will figure out how to use almost any technology for some sexual purpose.

Four different incarnations of the Emperor Dalek are known, three seen on the television series, and one in the TV Century 21 comic strip (a squat, golden Dalek with an enormous head-section). The first seen on screen was an enormous immobile conical shell plugged into a corner of the control room in the Dalek City on Skaro. The second was the Daleks’ creator, Davros, in a Dalek casing very similar to the TV 21 comic version of the Emperor, and the third was a visible Dalek mutant in a tank surrounded by a giant Dalek head and armour. It is unclear whether any these are the same Dalek, or up to four different Daleks.

The Dalek Emperor was first introduced in the TV 21 comic strip The Daleks, reproduced in collective format as the Dalek Chronicles . According to this comic strip version of events, the Emperor was originally a standard Dalek, one of the war machines created by the blue-skinned humanoid Dalek scientist Yarvelling. After the nuclear war that devastated Skaro, the mutants had survived in the casings. The only humanoid Dalek survivors of the war, Yavelling and the warlord Zolfian encountered a Dalek that persuaded them to build more Dalek casings for their mutated descendants. Before the last two humanoid Daleks died, a special casing was built for the Emperor to reflect its new rank. It was slightly shorter than the other Daleks, with a disproportionately large spheroid head section and in gold rather than grey. This origin story is completely different from that portrayed on television in Genesis of the Daleks.

The Emperor first appeared on television in The Evil of the Daleks (by David Whitaker, who also wrote most of the comic strips) where it was the immobile shell described above. The novelisation of Evil (adapted 26 years later from Whitaker’s scripts by John Peel) stated that this Emperor had originally been one of the Daleks who had tried to exterminate Davros in Genesis of the Daleks. At the close of the story, the Emperor was apparently destroyed as a civil war broke out amongst the Daleks.

The next time a Dalek Emperor appeared was in Rememberance of the Daleks. The Emperor of the Imperial Dalek faction was actually Davros, greatly deteriorated physically and reduced to a head and partial torso in a customised Dalek casing similar to that seen in the comic strips. He was last seen heading for an escape pod just before his ship was destroyed in the wake of the supernova that consumed Skaro.

The Dalek Emperor, from The Parting of the Ways. Another Dalek Emperor featured in the finale of the 2005 series The Parting of the Ways, its ship having barely survived the Time War. After its ship fell through time, it went into seclusion and went on to rebuild a new race of Daleks. This Emperor was a Dalek mutant floating in a transparent tank of liquid, topped by a giant-sized Dalek dome, complete with eyestalk, and flanked by panels of armour dotted by Dalek “bumps”. Because the Emperor had recreated the Dalek race, it saw itself as a god, and had transformed its Daleks from fascists to religious fanatics centred around them worshipping it.

A Dalek Emperor also appears in the Dalek Empire series of audio plays by Big Finish Productions. (via Wikipedia)

The Daleks were actually operated from inside by short operators who had to manipulate their eyestalks, domes and arms, as well as flashing the lights on their heads in sync with the actors supplying their voices. The Dalek cases were built in two pieces; once an operator stepped into the lower section the top would be lowered onto him. The operators looked out between the circular louvres just beneath the dome that were lined with mesh to conceal their faces.

Unfortunately, as well as being hot and cramped the Dalek casings also muffled external sounds, making it difficult for the operators to hear the director’s commands or studio dialogue. The top sections were also too heavy to lift from the inside, which meant that the operators could be trapped in them if the stagehands forgot to let them out. John Scott Martin, a Dalek operator from the original series, commented in a documentary that it would have been easier to operate a Dalek if one was an octopus, due to to the many controls involved.

Early versions of the Daleks were either rolled around on nylon castors or propelled by wheels connected to hand cranks by bicycle chains. While castors were adequate for the Daleks’ debut serial, which was shot entirely at the BBC’s Lime Grove Studios, for The Dalek Invasion of Earth, Terry Nation wanted the Daleks to take to the streets of London for location filming. As a result, the base of the costume had to be deepened to accommodate small pnuematic tyres. However, the bumpy flagstones of Central London caused the Daleks to rattle as they moved and it was not possible to remove this noise from the final shoot. Also added to the prop was a small radar dish at the rear of the casing, in an attempt to explain why these Daleks, unlike the ones in their first serial, were not dependent on static electricity drawn from the floors of the Dalek city for their motive power.

Later versions of the prop had more efficient wheels and were simply propelled by the operators’ feet. Occasionaly, modified tricycles were used. Even so, they were so heavy that when going up ramps they often had to be pushed by stagehands out of camera shot. In addition, the difficulty of operating all the prop’s parts at once also contributed to the occasionally jerky movements of the Dalek. The latest model of the costume still has a human operator within, but the movement of the dome and eyestalk is now remotely controlled so that the operator can concentrate on the smooth movement of the Dalek and its arms.

The Dalek voice, a staccato delivery, was initially developed by voice actors Peter Hawkins (who had also provided the voice for the popular children’s animated series Captain Pugwash) and David Graham, who would vary the pitch and speed of the lines according to the emotion needed. Their voices were further processed electronically by Brian Hodgson at the BBC Radiophonic Workshop. Although the exact sound-processing devices used have varied over the years, the original 1963 effect used EQ to boost the mid-range of the actor’s voice, then subjected it to ring modulation with a 30 Hz sine wave. The distinctive harsh grating vocal timbre this produced has remained the pattern for all Dalek voices since then. Notable voice actors for the Daleks include Roy Skelton. In the 2005 series, the Dalek voice is provided by Nicholas Briggs, speaking into a microphone connected to a voice modulator. Briggs has also done Dalek and other alien voices for audio plays.

The non-humanoid shape of the Dalek, unlike anything that had been seen on television before, did much to enhance the creatures’ sense of menace. With no familiar points of reference, it was a far cry from the traditional “bug-eyed monster” of science fiction that Doctor Who series creator Sydney Newman wanted the show to avoid. The unsettling form of the Daleks, coupled with their alien voices, also made many believe for a while that the props were wholly mechanical and operated by remote control.

Manufacturing the props was also expensive. In scenes where many Daleks had to appear, some of them would be represented by wooden replicas (Destiny of the Daleks) or, in the early black and white episodes, life-size photographic enlargements (The Power of the Daleks). In stories involving armies of Daleks, the BBC effects team even turned to using commercially-available toy Daleks, manufactured by Louis Marx & Co. A typical example of such use can be observed in Planet of the Daleks. Judicious editing techniques also made it look like there were more Dalek props than were actually available.

Initially there were four fully functioning props commissioned for the first serial, constructed from BBC plans by Shawcraft Models (which became known in fan circles as “Mk I Daleks”). Shawcraft were also commissioned to construct twenty or so Daleks for the two Dalek movies in 1965 and 1966 (see below). Most of these props from the movies filtered back to the BBC and were seen in the televised serials, notably in The Chase, which was released even before the first movie’s debut. The remaining props not bought by the BBC were either donated to charity or given away as prizes in competitions.

Those still in BBC hands were reused several times but eventually years of storage and repainting took their toll. By the time of the Sixth Doctor’s Revelation of the Daleks, the props were manufactured out of fibreglass, and were lighter and more affordable to construct than their predecessors. These Daleks were slightly bulkier in appearance around the mid-shoulder section, and also had a slightly redesigned base which was more vertical at the back. Minor changes were made to the design thanks to these new methods of construction, including alterations to the lower skirting as well as the mid-shoulder section incorporating the arm boxes, which were now one single unit, with the vertical bands encircling the casing also included in the fibreglass mould.

These were repainted in grey for the Seventh Doctor serial Remembrance of the Daleks and designated as “Renegade Daleks” while another redesign, painted in white and gold, became the “Imperial Dalek” faction. The new methods of construction also allowed the BBC Effects Department to build non-working “dummy” Daleks meant for use in scenes involving pyrotechnics. Several of these props were blown up in controlled explosions during the filming of Remembrance of the Daleks, which would not have been cost-efficient with working props. (via Wikipedia)

The First Androids site features a variety of very small sex dolls and very life size ones. The site is in German, so my comprehension is limited, but it includes features such as movies of humanoid dolls making lesbian love with a double-headed dildo. Yes, I said movies. German sex doll engineers are apparently quite inventive. Unlike most sites for the artificial human replacement, this one features Nax, a plastic stud for the ladies and the gents who swing that way. There is a hetero and homo listing for Nax’s not-so-private parts, but it beats me what the difference between the two is. Anyone read German?

Incidentally, if you were wondering, the pierced to the lungs reference in yesterday’s Microdoll write-up was a Chaucer allusion.

Does the Microdoll make you feel like a big man? Well, it certainly ought to. She is only around fourteen centimeters in height. The Microdoll site bills it as “the smallest sex doll.” I’m not sure how they know no one has built smaller female simulcra to penetrate, but these are serious enthusiasts, so perhaps they have made a study of the smallest size possible for a sex doll. The site includes some deliciously disturbing photos of human sized and human appearing dildos being inserted into the Microdolls and essentially fucking them, yeah, though they died of it, pierced to the lungs.

I’ve written about a number of nonpenetrative Fucking Machines adjunct robots this month, but the really must-have Xmas gadget from the Fucking Machines engineers is the UPD. “The Universal Positioning Device, or UPD for short, gives a “pillow-soft” feel to even the most ridiculously heavy steel fucking machine. Balance this baby up, and the cock feels like it’s floating on air. The modified parallelogram linkage with pussy-seeking action keeps that cock rock-solid and pointed at that magic spot, ALL the time. Fucking models with the UPD means never having to say “okay, baby; enjoy yourself, but don’t move too much or you’ll get hurt”!”

UPD Specifications:
length on axis 186 cm (72″)
fork spread 61 cm (24″)
weight capacity 0 - 55 kg (0 - 120 lb)
working height 0 - 100 cm (0 - 40″) above floor

spring constant 0.5 N/cm (1/4 lb/in)
work envelope 93 cm (36″) horizontal
66 cm (26″) vertical
geometry modified parallelogram, with “pussy-seeking” action

I don’t think they exactly update terribly often, but it is still comforting to know that there is a long-running site out there featuring hardcore three way sex with a Real Doll with a free sample gallery.

Blue Blood Agent Aeon shows off the circuit boards tattooed under her adorable breasts in this free gallery from Barely Evil.

There is nothing like a little costumed roleplay to spice up sex, so all this talk of Dalek domination may have put the thought in your head that you’d like to try out a bit of that. Project Dalek to the rescue with helpful detailed instructions in downloadable PDF format for building your own Dalek. According to John at Project Dalek, there is something he refers to as the Dalek Builder’s Guild. I can’t tell if this is a humorous reference to his hobbyist friends or an actual organization. Anyway, the site is excellent if you need Dalek construction plans. And you probably do at this point. Disco hotpants not included.

According John Acres and the Bigha web site, the answer is not what Gizmodo and Sexy Fandom previously reported about the Bigha Stargazer Sex Chair, but rather, “The night sky is incredible, especially when viewed with a great pair of binoculars on a dark, clear night. There is so much to see and think about: planets, stars, galaxies, even orbiting satellites. Unfortunately, the human body just isn’t designed for looking overhead. Shoulders and back soon tire: arms too, if you hold a pair of binoculars for more than a couple of minutes. StarSeeker makes night sky viewing truly fun to explore. Imagine reclining in your favorite chair while watching a big screen television. StarSeeker is exactly that, except you replace the television with the entire universe! It also works great for bird watching, whale watching and other terrestrial sightseeing.” They also apparently manufacture a really comfy bicycle and a green laser visible for miles which can be used by “anyone with common sense” which pretty much eliminates everyone I know. Are you extraordinary?

Gizmodo thought this chair looked like it was intended for high tech sex, before I even did, writing “We’ve gotten in enough trouble over the past few months with sex chair posts, so this isn’t one. I promise! This is actually a stargazer chair that can turn a full 360 degrees automatically, tilt backwards and can hold your choice of binoculars. Last time I checked, doesn’t stargazing require a telescope? Multiple colors are available so you can color-coordinate your geekyness.” (via Travelismo sort of)

For reasons best known to the management of Sex n Fun which they have not shared with me, they have posted a gallery of what they suggest are semen-splattered hentai action figure cuties. This is sort of revolting, but, if you can’t use the internet to post pictures of plastic women you have marked with your seed, what can you use it for?

The Daleks (pronounced “DAH-lecks” or “DAH-licks”) are a fictional extraterrestrial race of mutants from the British science fiction television series Doctor Who. The mutated descendants of the Kaled people (originally refered to as “Dals”) of the planet Skaro, they travel around in tank-like mechanical casings, a ruthless race bent on universal conquest and domination, utterly without pity, compassion or remorse. They are also, collectively, the greatest alien adversaries of the Time Lord known as the Doctor. Their most infamous catchphrase is “EX-TER-MIN-ATE!”, with each syllable individually screeched in a frantic electronic voice (download sample). Other common utterances include “I (or WE) OBEY!” to any command given by a superior.

The Daleks were created by writer Terry Nation and BBC designer Raymond Cusick and were first introduced in December 1963 in the second Doctor Who serial. They became an immediate hit with the viewing audience, featuring in many subsequent serials. They have become synonymous with Doctor Who and their behaviour and catchphrases are part of British popular culture.

The word “Dalek” has entered the Oxford English Dictionary and other major dictionaries (the Collins Dictionary defines it rather broadly as “any of a set of fictional robot-like creations that are aggressive, mobile, and produce rasping staccato speech”). It is also a trademark, having first been registered by the BBC in 1964 to protect its lucrative range of Dalek merchandise.

The term is sometimes used in a metaphorical sense to describe people, usually figures in authority, who act like robots unable to break their programming. John Birt, the controversial ex-Director-General of the BBC, was called a “croak-voiced Dalek” by playwright Dennis Potter in August 1993. The Daleks even appeared on a postage stamp celebrating British popular culture in 1999, photographed by Lord Snowdon. (via Wikipedia)

The Vulvulator is similar to the subwoofer-based Soundfucker in that it is intended primarily for clitoral stimulation. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again; the nice folks at Fucking Machines take a woman’s needs into account in their engineering feats. Not every machine is just for penetration. Hence the Vulvulator.

Max RPM (vibration): N/A Horsepower: 1/16
Max RPM (revolution): 80 Stroke: N/A

Strengths: The Vulvulator is designed to work in conjunction with other fucking machines. Its sucking power combined with the stroke from other machines creates the ultimate fucking combination.
Weaknesses: Doesn’t penetrate.

Announcing the arrival of Narnia on American shores.

For those of you reading in Britannia, Narnia has now arrived.

Horror sexploitation splatter purveyers Sinerama have gotten their hands on a limited supply of the Dalek porno video. I mean, the Daloid porn flick. I am speaking, of course, of Abducted by Daloids. They have only changed some of the text on the page to say Daloid. Some still reads Dalek, but maybe they were not using a robotronic super search and replace, but were instead relying on fallible humans. Mores the pity. The pending litigation which I mentioned earlier may be the reason for the half-hearted name change from Daleks to Daloids. Sinerama describes this cinematic opus of litigation-bait as, “Abducted by the Daleks: Five years in the making and finally it’s here in a limited edition of just 1000 (numbered) discs. For obvious reasons this is going to become a very collectible item especailly with the resurgence in the interest in Dr.Who. The DVDs will be sold on an incremental basis (eg: Lowest number first). The disc contains a 56 minute main feature plus a 40 minute outake/alternative version plus a trailer . . . The story centers around three sexy young disco babes who have met the mysterious Anna. As they journey through the woods they discuss the legend of The Serial Skinner not knowing that they are already being observed by a more ambitious and ruthless species of Alien. WARNING: This film contains nudity and some strong scenes - especially in the second part of the feature. This film also contains some strobing effects.” Good thing they mentioned the strobe part. Are they worried that viewers will get seizures like kids watching a Japanese cartoon? Now that would be some humorous lawsuit action.

According to the UK’s Sun Online reporter James Hyatt, the estate of Dr. Who creator Terry Nation is not amused by the Dalek porno flick which was recently selling on eBay for around thirty pounds. The Abducted by the Daleks DVD apparently includes subdom themed vignettes of Daleks supervising lesbian sex slaves going at it and occasionally groping the girls with their Daleky groping attachments. In the article, Tim Hancock, director of the estate of things long-scarfed, is quoted as declaring “The reason the Daleks are still the most sinister thing in the universe is because they do not make things like porn.” So there you have it. Porn is not sinister because Daleks don’t do it. Or at least they only did it that one time in the 70’s with those hot disco chicks and they blame the ludes and Saturday Night Fever. Drug and Gibb-free, there is no way they would ever have had Dalek relations with those women.

When I initially told you all about the Real Doll Surgery Page, I did not mean to imply that I thought ownership of a Real Doll was somehow misogynist. Drooling over the graphic surgery pages may or may not be, but it is morbidly fascinating either way. I don’t think medical fetish is inherently misogynist, is it?

The Lickity-Chick from my favorite mad scientists. The name pretty much says it all.

The nice folks at Fucking Machines take a woman’s needs into account in their engineering feats. Not every machine is just for penetration. Check out the Soundfucker subwoofer fucking machine.

Max RPM (vibration): 1200 Horsepower: N/A
Max RPM (revolution): 120 Stroke: 1″ revolution
Strengths: The most unique vibrator ever concieved. This machine uses its subwoofer to vibrate and stroke women into a state of pure ecstacy.
Weaknesses: Not good for a hard fuck plus its size makes it hard to move.

The day before yesterday, Yahoo reported that scientists from Singapore had figured out how to operate a vibrating jacket on a chicken via web-based controls. They have some plans to study the feasibility of manufacturing wired up pajamas for children whose parents travel often. So absent parents could hug their kids long distance. Aw. I was going to write something cheeky and funny about the obvious eventual sexual uses of cyberhug technology. Only yesterday, Yahoo reported that the Australian government was pleading with Singapore authorities to permit the mother of a smalltime drug smuggler to hug her sun before he is executed by hanging on Friday. Apparently Singapore has a law against physical family contact for death row inmates. Apparently Singapore might really be pressed for cyberhug technology for actual hugging purposes. The rest of the world, of course, is waiting on the edge of their seats, coming up with ways to use the forthcoming devices to touch each other in different ways. Glad I do not live in Singapore.

For those of you who are simultaneously hot for the Svedka Grl and terribly angry at her, there is the Real Doll Doctor Surgery Index. The surgery pages include graphic photo-by-photo how-to information on how to do repairs when you have folded your Real Doll’s stomach, bashed in the back of her head, cracked her ass, torn her vulva, and ripped off a leg. The site seems to suggest that most such damage occurs because owners leave the dolls in the box too long. Or they might just be angry at the box. Also, you must never attempt to fix your Real Doll with Super Glue as it dries all hard and crusty and just messes the whole thing up.