Usually, when one desires a devilgirl fix, Barely Evil has what you crave, but nobody else does. Except on Halloween. On Halloween, there is just a plethora of devilgirls. Sensual camgirl Hottie 4u is only one of the devilicious women on cam right now, but she is a fine example of the look. “Welcome to Hell,” she says.
Oct 312011
You have to love costume cam girls. I completely want this Supergirl lingerie thing Sexy Kymberly is wearing today as part of her Halloween costume.
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Oct 312011
Here at SexyFandom, I like to cover a lot of beauties who are vampires every day. One of the great things about Halloween is how many more little pretties are turned to the undead. Hentai Baby is one of the most popular cam girls around, but she has turned up the vampy for Halloween with a vampire costume. You have to love a girl with hentai in her model nom de naked.
Oct 312011
I am usually a big fan of the Hustler genre parodies.
Maybe they set the bar high with This Ain’t Avatar XXX, but I was also into This Ain’t Ghostbusters XXX, This Ain’t Star Trek, and even This Ain’t Hollywood squares with the guy in the Alf suit. Maybe I just have higher standards for vampire movies. Maybe everyone just has higher standards for vampire movies, even porno parody ones.
Whatever the case, the talent looks fine. Marie McCray and Jessi Palmer are particularly sexy women, but everyone in the movie looks kind of sweaty and uncomfortable, like their makeup is itching their pores. Vampire sex in particular should not look uncomfortably perspiration-inducing. The undead do not sweat. Or even glow.
The teeth. The vampire teeth are especially buck-toothed and goonie-looking. Really dreadful and made worse by how nice the monsters were in the Avatar porn.
All I can really say for This Ain’t Dracula XXX is that they released it in time for Halloween and it is only $1.99 to get access to that and all of the good Hustler parody flicks.
Oct 312011
If you have ever wanted to imagine you were Han Solo ravishing Princess Leia — and, realistically, who hasn’t? — then camgirl Cassandra Cain is looking for you. Today, the message on her cam reads, “Happy Halloween! I am horny and looking for my Han Solo. Let’s go pvt.” Chat is free.
Aug 192011
John Davidson is probably most recognizable to Sexy Fandom readers for his role in Edward Scissorhands, where he played (in not much of a reach) a television host. He is probably best known in general for hosting Hollywood Squares through much of the 1980′s. (I kind of liked him in Coffee, Tea or Me?, but I digress.)
Some time in the 80′s, John Davidson did a stunt where he dared ALF to come host his show. Way to get replaced by a puppet alien furball. So, when Hustler made This Aint Hollywood Squares XXX, they were being historically accurate by putting a porno guy in an ALF suit for some furry sex.
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Aug 052011
After doing parodies for Avatar, Ghostbusters, and Star Trek, I suppose it was almost a given that Hustler would eventually do a parody of current pop alien Lady Gaga.
This Ain’t Lady Gaga XXX. It’s not … I want to say something snarky here, but nothing wholly appropriate is really coming to mind. So [insert snark here] please.
Blue Blood has the free Lady Gaga trailer for this newest Hustler porn parody video.
Jul 102011
Ukrainian cam girl Alina seems to have a bottomless trunk of costumes and a great attitude. She always looks like she is having fun, although I’m not sure she gets as naked as most camgirls over there. Worth a browse around and Alina is free in general chat. Insert pussy pun here. Thanks.
Jul 052011
I love camgirls who perform in costume. When you think about it, all those sexual personas are something of a costume. Someone like Alina takes it to its natural conclusion, dressing up like a sexy witch with cosplay braids and Halloween store hat and little corset outfit thing. Alina is apparently from the Ukraine. That is the technology of the future, today, when you can chat with a Ukrainian girl in a witch costume from your den in Burbank, California.
May 102011
The God’s Girls site has a somewhat fantasy-themed update where New Zealand fangirl Lavender. Lavender’s profile on the site lists her favorite movies as, “Grease, Rocky Horror, Harry Potter, Twilight.” and her favorite reading material as, “Crappy romance novels, anything with vampires etc.” I can certainly get with that. Lavender seemed like an interesting person, but, when I was looking through the site last week, I thought all of the photo/video content of her was really awful, mostly an experiment is bad wig application. Then this To the Shore photo shoot posted and it is just terrific. The colors are artistic. Her outfit is creative and goes with the hair. The unusual beach trees she poses in front of look really fantastical. And there is a fancy eye patch involved.
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May 082011
Yesterday, Gothic.net posed the question: “How long before the fat guy in the goth club has a big cross grease-painted across his whole face?” Today, Gothic.net posted a series of movie posters from the forthcoming Priest movie. Embarrassingly enough, I think these are pretty hot. If the next wave of goth bois can’t resist drawing crosses on their faces, that might not be a bad thing at all. Of course, it will help matters if they look like Paul Bettany. It really is kind of a good look, though, isn’t it. If you can get excited about a warrior priest who combats vampires. Which apparently I can. I do think that the anti-defamation league from True Blood really might need to get on all this vampire hate people seem comfortable with these days, but that is another issue entirely.
AltPorn.net has just announced this year’s nominees for the AltPorn Awards. I am very excited that they have a nerd category now. This includes excellence over the past year in an altporn website featuring “dorky girls, gamers, cosplay” and related themes.
I am always looking for sites which feature this sort of thing. (Please send tips to the email listed on my right sidebar.) In my perfect universe, there would be lots of sites which feature exclusively fandom sexiness. In this imperfect world, in which we must reside, I’m into how many sites do include some really fun costuming themes.
The 2011 AltPorn Awards nominees for Best Nerd Update are:
- Neko from GodsGirls
- Christina from GeekGirlsOnline
- Antietam from BombshellBrats
- Evelyn Cates from XOEve
- Zelda from GeekGirlsOnline
- Violet Doll from Viorotica
- Lady Clankington from EroticFandom
- Jade Rox from EroticBPM
- Sara Lou from Payback Baby
- Japhy from BombshellBrats
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