Why would I want a motorized chair?

According John Acres and the Bigha web site, the answer is not what Gizmodo and Sexy Fandom previously reported about the Bigha Stargazer Sex Chair, but rather, “The night sky is incredible, especially when viewed with a great pair of binoculars on a dark, clear night. There is so much to see and think about: planets, stars, galaxies, even orbiting satellites. Unfortunately, the human body just isn’t designed for looking overhead. Shoulders and back soon tire: arms too, if you hold a pair of binoculars for more than a couple of minutes. StarSeeker makes night sky viewing truly fun to explore. Imagine reclining in your favorite chair while watching a big screen television. StarSeeker is exactly that, except you replace the television with the entire universe! It also works great for bird watching, whale watching and other terrestrial sightseeing.” They also apparently manufacture a really comfy bicycle and a green laser visible for miles which can be used by “anyone with common sense” which pretty much eliminates everyone I know. Are you extraordinary?

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