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Geoffrey Chaucer (c. 1343 – October 25, 1400) was an English author, poet, philosopher, bureaucrat (courtier), and diplomat. Chaucer is best known as the author of The Canterbury Tales. He is sometimes credited with being the first author to demonstrate the artistic legitimacy of the vernacular English language, rather than French or Latin. Chaucer was [...]
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Christine Young is one sexy little lingerie-clad elf for Santa. I’m not sure what he is making in that toy shop now.
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The First Androids site features a variety of very small sex dolls and very life size ones. The site is in German, so my comprehension is limited, but it includes features such as movies of humanoid dolls making lesbian love with a double-headed dildo. Yes, I said movies. German sex doll engineers are apparently quite [...]
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My favorite thing about this time of year is the way it induces regular people to get into costume with a fannish aplomb one would not normally expect in mundanes. That Christine Young really is an adorable seasonally festive reindeer too and I don’t mean to suggest that she is regular.
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Does the Microdoll make you feel like a big man? Well, it certainly ought to. She is only around fourteen centimeters in height. The Microdoll site bills it as “the smallest sex doll.” I’m not sure how they know no one has built smaller female simulcra to penetrate, but these are serious enthusiasts, so perhaps [...]
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I’ve written about a number of nonpenetrative Fucking Machines adjunct robots this month, but the really must-have Xmas gadget from the Fucking Machines engineers is the UPD. “The Universal Positioning Device, or UPD for short, gives a “pillow-soft” feel to even the most ridiculously heavy steel fucking machine. Balance this baby up, and the cock [...]
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I don’t think they exactly update terribly often, but it is still comforting to know that there is a long-running site out there featuring hardcore three way sex with a Real Doll with a free sample gallery.
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Blue Blood Agent Aeon shows off the circuit boards tattooed under her adorable breasts in this free gallery from Barely Evil.
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There is nothing like a little costumed roleplay to spice up sex, so all this talk of Dalek domination may have put the thought in your head that you’d like to try out a bit of that. Project Dalek to the rescue with helpful detailed instructions in downloadable PDF format for building your own Dalek. [...]
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According John Acres and the Bigha web site, the answer is not what Gizmodo and Sexy Fandom previously reported about the Bigha Stargazer Sex Chair, but rather, “The night sky is incredible, especially when viewed with a great pair of binoculars on a dark, clear night. There is so much to see and think about: [...]
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Gizmodo thought this chair looked like it was intended for high tech sex, before I even did, writing “We’ve gotten in enough trouble over the past few months with sex chair posts, so this isn’t one. I promise! This is actually a stargazer chair that can turn a full 360 degrees automatically, tilt backwards and [...]
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