The day before yesterday, Yahoo reported that scientists from Singapore had figured out how to operate a vibrating jacket on a chicken via web-based controls. They have some plans to study the feasibility of manufacturing wired up pajamas for children whose parents travel often. So absent parents could hug their kids long distance. Aw. I was going to write something cheeky and funny about the obvious eventual sexual uses of cyberhug technology. Only yesterday, Yahoo reported that the Australian government was pleading with Singapore authorities to permit the mother of a smalltime drug smuggler to hug her sun before he is executed by hanging on Friday. Apparently Singapore has a law against physical family contact for death row inmates. Apparently Singapore might really be pressed for cyberhug technology for actual hugging purposes. The rest of the world, of course, is waiting on the edge of their seats, coming up with ways to use the forthcoming devices to touch each other in different ways. Glad I do not live in Singapore.

For those of you who are simultaneously hot for the Svedka Grl and terribly angry at her, there is the Real Doll Doctor Surgery Index. The surgery pages include graphic photo-by-photo how-to information on how to do repairs when you have folded your Real Doll’s stomach, bashed in the back of her head, cracked her ass, torn her vulva, and ripped off a leg. The site seems to suggest that most such damage occurs because owners leave the dolls in the box too long. Or they might just be angry at the box. Also, you must never attempt to fix your Real Doll with Super Glue as it dries all hard and crusty and just messes the whole thing up.

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Well, either the mad Sexy Fandom traffic I sent to the Tripping the Rift trailer was too much for Anchor Bay‘s servers or there is some other explanation for their site being down.

How is it possible that the first lucky thirteen episodes of Tripping the Rift came out on DVD a few weeks ago and I failed to mention it? Perhaps because I was not really updating for a little while there or perhaps because the show is not too awfully good. I admit I might be biased because I might know some people who work on the show. It just seems like TTR should be a tremendous show, yet it seems to miss the mark somehow. There is the brainy but nearly naked fembot hottie who looks like she could definitely beat the Svedka Grl in a screw off. There is the hackeresque teen reptile goth boy who masturbates to net porn. There is the fat warty centaur chick with too few teeth and too many breasts. There is the gold robot who makes C3PO seem like an Adam Carolla fan. The arch enemies are alien clowns. The whole thing is presided over by Chode, a short purple alien with tentacles on his head and it is strongly implied that he regularly inserts multiple head tentacles into the aforementioned hottie robobabe. Okay, the show is not as go0d as it should be. The alien clowns would make any good juggalo (not to be confused with juggies) cringe and the plots are beyond lame. But the show is so conceptually funny that it is watchable anyway. You can view the trailer at this link.

Thanksgiving is barely over, but it seems the world is getting ready to get into the holidays full tilt. Assuming that by world, one means the fannish segments of the web and the Galleria at Sherman Oaks. Which is how I mean it. This free EroticBPM photo gallery of Bella Starr and Haley stuffing sex toys in each other’s stockings and then stuffing them in each other is still pretty cute.

If there is a nude celeb you are hot for, Mr. Skin has probably unearthed a nice archive of naughty footage of them. Not to mention fun factoids to know and share, such as that Elvira selected her name from a coffee can label as a last minute choice before going on air.

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I just recently discovered Asia Argento when my TiVo grabbed B. Monkey and I am surprised that more Hollywood people I know are not in a tizzy over her. The cult movie crew always has nice things to say, but I think the famous director’s daughter could be a very successful blockbuster actress. For now, there are quirky flicks like B. Monkey and a selection of Asia Argento cinematic nude scenes available at Horror Movie Babes.

I’ve looked at a lot of web pages about fandom conventions this month. It got me feeling all nostalgic. One of the things I really looked forward to when I was doing the con circuit was a new issue of Black Leather Times. This means I popped over to check out one of the fall anniversary issues of the BLT web archive. I wish they would post more of the back issues or maybe put out new issues. For now, in honor of the holiday, I recommend reading Amelia G’s humorous suggestions on how to get out of Thanksgiving dinner with the family. My favorite excuse is #7 “When invited (or reprimanded for not calling back until after the event), ask “What holiday? Fine dining in remembrance of my ancesters who committed genicide so I could live in America today? I will not celebrate a Holocaust!”" but “Dye your hair blue, pierce your eyelid, and get a tattoo of your boyfriend’s sexual organs on your nose. Maybe they will be too horrified to invite you back next time.” is mighty fine too.

E/N site Something Awful holds regular Photoshop contests. This Friday, they did a condom wrapper one which was mostly uninspired. Except for the brilliant Rape-Tentacle Strength Trojans with the girl getting romantic with the tentacles art riffing on more traditional Trojans art. That was genius.

I already wrote about the Japanese cherry blossoms of the deai kei or matchmaking industry in Asia. But don’t think it is only the home of tentacle rape and train frottage where dating site gamemasters are creating fake profiles to lure in the unwary. According to a story on Reuters now, a man is suing popular dating site Match.com alleging that they not only had fake profiles of girls who pretended to be interested in him, but they actually sent an employee out on a sham date with him. I don’t know if the employee decided she actually liked him halfway through or if she just couldn’t go through with the job description, but she apparently admitted during their date that she worked for Match.com. Having employees go on dates with customers doesn’t sound exactly like the date bait fraud being alleged in the suit to me. It sounds like an older and more traditional profession from a much less digital age.

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Seminal writer Jack Schaefer’s birthday was today. He wrote my favorite Western Shane. Shane was ne of the original bad boys for one to pine for as he rode away on his horse.

Jack Warner Schaefer (November 19, 1907 – January 24, 1991) was a 20th century American author, known for his Westerns. His most famous work may be Shane, which was made into a critically acclaimed movie. He is a graduate of Oberlin College (1929) and attended Columbia University from 1929-30. In addition to writing many novels, he worked as a journalist and freelance writer throughout his career. He was born in Cleveland, Ohio and died of congestive heart failure in Santa Fe, New Mexico. (via Wikipedia)

According to an excellent New York Magazine feature article penned by Julian Dibbell, we may be as close as three years away from an actual proper sexual arousal medication being brought to market. PT-141 is still undergoing clinical trials, but word is that the sex drug makes users feel, not only sexually excited, but just plain good. Oddly enough, this Viagra alternative comes in an inhaler. The nightclub possibilities of something which makes users both happy and horny and comes in an inhaler … well, let’s just say the possibilities are both obvious and inevitable and, as CFIDS can impact an individual’s sexual energy the same as it does everyday energies, I can’t help feeling that is a good thing. I mustn’t forget to mention that PT141 appears in current clinical trials to work on both men and women, as the nasal spray goes to the brain and rather than the sex organs to actual create the type of excitement one would feel when wholly naturally extremely in the mood. I’m guessing the idea is that it is supposed to be like cocaine without the erectile dysfunction and possibly without the ranting or overly effusive anecdotes. Then again, people on the make do tend to rant and tell overly effusive anecdotes anyway. Maybe just without the ED.

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