Continuing this week’s theme of Sith Lord-inspired absurdity: The King teaches Darth Vader about the birds and the bees.

If I bear Darth Tater’s children, will we have Vader tots?

The original, the one, the only: Coming to a home near you is the newest release of Playskool’s Mr. Potato Head, featuring none other than Darth Vader as Darth Tater!

Playskool is proud to announce the launch of the new character, Darth Tater. Discover all kinds of mix ‘n match, Mr. Potato Head fun with this wacky spud dressed as Darth Vader. The package comes with lots of silly parts, including lightsaber, cape, helmet, shoes, eyes, nose, teeth and more! (via starwars.com)

Okay, I’ve added Bloglines now. Any other feed aggregators you faithful readers would like me to support?

I just added a bunch of little chiclets to the lower left hand side of the page if you would like to see what I am writing about over here at Sexy Fandom on your personal newsreader. So far, I have My Yahoo, Livejournal, Newsgator, My MSN, Feedburner, Feedster, and Kinja. Thanks to the readers who sent me info on how to fix my RSS feed for Yahoo. If there are any other feed services you would like to see on here, please just drop me a line and suggest them.

A few people have asked me to list Sexy Fandom in some of the newsfeed reader services. I just tried to add my little blog to My Yahoo using their page for that purpose. My RSS2.0 feed should be http://sexyfandom.com/feed/rss2/ but I keep getting the error message “We couldn’t find the RSS file you asked for.” Does anyone know what I am doing wrong? Please email me with any advice. Thanks so much.

After the “mashing” success of Darth Tater, Playskool decided to give the Dark Lord of the Spud some company with its latest creation — SpudTrooper.

SpudTroopers have the task of maintaining order in the potato galaxy under the root of all evil, Darth Tater. To that end, SpudTrooper comes with a mask, a potato masher, a set of teeth, a nose, a set of ears and eyes, a potato body, a pair of shoes, and two arms. (via starwars.com)

I think René of the Redamaga blog likes Sexy Fandom. Being based out of Barcelon, the article is in Spanish, but my electronic translator claims the text describes my site as, “Everything what friki of jumping hormones needs.” It sounds positive to me.

I missed all the gay pride fun this weekend. I wanted to at least go to a friend’s party, but, when it came down to it, I just couldn’t do it. I am tired of having CFIDS. Get it? Tired? Yuk, yuk.

According to the BBC, a gang has kidnapped a Dalek from an attraction and sent a ransom note with an amputated piece of Dalek. The ransom note stated that they were awaiting further instructions from the Doctor. Former Dr. Who actor Colin Baker may actually end up negotiating for its return.

The slogan of the E3Girls site is “It’s not about the games.” They feature tons of photos of E3 video game tradeshow booth babes. Gotta love it. The girl on the left in my little illustrative thumbnail is Morphina who appeared in a Gothic Sluts pictorial shot by Chad Michael Ward last week. Yum.

According to Ananova, police in Malaysia are in hot pursuit of a man who likes to dress up as Darth Vader, strut about in a menacing fashion, and show commuters his light saber. I don’t know how they can be sure the guy is just wearing a costume. Maybe that is how a disenfranchised Sith Lord gets his jollies, via time-traveler weener exposure.